Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)

[rh71]

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[Red Squirrel]

LMAO that made my day. The pictures just do it LOL. Freaken hilarious.

 

[Syringer]

Funny shit there.

Is it me or does anyone else think The bodybuilders forums are full of steroid taking retards?

Basically.

The same way AT is full of ugly geeky talking heads.

 

[AdamK47]

Basically.

The same way AT is full of ugly geeky talking heads.

Hey! Wait a... oh, right... yeah.

 

[DrawninwarD]

lF ONLY HE HAD HIS PEE BOTTLES!

 

[olds]

Is that Nuclear Ned's brother?

 

[grohl]

wow...crying I was laughing so hard!

 

[zylander]

I've never seen a clogged toilet overflow. I think it only happens in made up stories, which is why this story is shens.

You are retarded.

 

[fatpat268]

How can you have an erection and pee at the same time? Besides, I rather pee on the floor than shit on it.

I'm possibly weird, but having an erection while my bladder is full happens every now and then. It goes away seconds after I take a piss though.

 

[Regs]

I would of just took a shit. Piss you can clean up, but shit is shit. Nothing made sense. But then again he never had a date and he could be a really weird guy so it's possible.

 

[Unmoosical]

I like this one better though:

http://thewvsr.com/ryans.htm

Completely agree. I didn't find the first one that funny since early on I realized it wasn't real which ruined the story for me. But this one is just hilarious.

 

[T9D]

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[bobross419]

I haven't laughed this hard since I went through the Tucker Max stories.

No shit, I thought this had Tucker Max written all over it lol... of course the MS Paint is reminiscent of Maddox.

 

[bobross419]

I would of just took a shit. Piss you can clean up, but shit is shit. Nothing made sense. But then again he never had a date and he could be a really weird guy so it's possible.

Me too bud.

 

[LittleMsSnuggie]

Wouldn't shit be easier to clean up? He obviously didn't have the runs if he could launch a turd...

 

[zerocool84]

Wouldn't shit be easier to clean up? He obviously didn't have the runs if he could launch a turd...

Na pee would be infinitely easier to clean up. Soak it up with tp or use a towel from the bathroom. Rinse the towel off in the sink and you're golden.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Na pee would be infinitely easier to clean up. Soak it up with tp or use a towel from the bathroom. Rinse the towel off in the sink and you're golden.

I see what you did there.

 

[QueBert]

moral of the story: go to the bathroom before a date. if you need to go again during the date, just go. people will understand a smelly bathroom. it's a bathroom.

You're joking right? This was a first date, hell 2 years into my relationship with my SO she'd still flip when I stunk up her bathroom. Females don't understand, even if they themselves stink it up. I would say it's the worst thing you can do on a first date. Well, aside from what the dude who posted the story did. I gotta believe him because apparently he has other posts on there about how he's not good around females.

"If you've been following my social anxiety thread" when you're in a situation that makes you anxious I could see all this happening. It could be shens, but I somehow believe it's the truth.

 

[Mo0o]

Why didnt this guy shit in the toilet and pee into the trashcan

 

[zylander]

I like this one better though:

http://thewvsr.com/ryans.htm

hahahahaha, that one was awesome!

 

[Colt45]

shens, but reminded me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCWd9DdarU

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

I call shens but the picture turned it from typical crap to GOLD... LOL!!! will read again!

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

that forum wastes so much space on stats on the left and avatars that it's a pain to read... ppl have 1 line responses too

 

[Gothgar]

I dont even care if it is shens, fucking hilarious

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Best post i've seen in a long time.

Sorry guys, but even mythbusters agree that it is plausible.