Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)

[dabuddha]

ok that made me hahaha

 

[nerp]

Why is everyone on that forum so obsessed with "posting on first page of epic thread" etc? Or on any forum for that matter?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Why is everyone on that forum so obsessed with "posting on first page of epic thread" etc? Or on any forum for that matter?

That is the hallmark of people aged 25 or less. Anyway, I didnt even chuckle. It was too nasty. They guy couldn't spell, has no brains, etc.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

too bad you can't piss with a boner. shens.

 

[FelixDeCat]

too bad you can't piss with a boner. shens.

Sure you can, just put a bunch of tissue paper in front of it and direct the flow towards the bowl.

 

[skace]

tag

 

[Fritzo]

has to be.

Pretty poor shens too. Guy has a lot of cries for attention there.

 

[shortylickens]

Story was great, even if its a dirty lie.

 

[eits]

Maybe if you keep flushing like an idiot after you see that it's clogged. It's not going to overflow on the first flush.

older model toilets did all the time. they weren't the lo-flo toilets, so they had a lot more water in the basin. when i was a kid, our toilets would spill over when they got clogged... it was a disgusting nightmare.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Sure you can, just put a bunch of tissue paper in front of it and direct the flow towards the bowl.

I physically cannot piss with a boner. If I try its excruciatingly painful. Part of the mechanics of an erection shuts up the urethra and opens the valve for passing seminal fluid.

 

[rasczak]

I physically cannot piss with a boner. If I try its excruciatingly painful. Part of the mechanics of an erection shuts up the urethra and opens the valve for passing seminal fluid.

I can. It's just trying to aim low is a problem.

As for story, absofuckinglutely hilarious, whether shens or not. :laugh;

 

[MichaelD]

Why the hell would you carry "a pee bottle" with you on a date? WTF is wrong with YOU, man?!?! Public bathroom phobia or something like that? Freakin' roided out weirdass guys. And what do you DO with said "Pee Bottle" after you use it? Put it back in your pocket? Stash it in some random place in the chicks' house and hope she doesn't find it? I mean, really...

 

[sygyzy]

I still don't undrerstand what a pee bottle is but nobody on the first page of the forums or the OP really seems phased by it. Is it something that all body builders use regularly?