Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)

[SandEagle]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3274355


ran across this earlier today. absolutely hilarious. especially the drawings.

EDIT: NSFW because of pics

 

[Arkaign]

lol reminds me of another story I heard recently, hilarious stuff.

 

[jlee]

shens

 

[TecHNooB]

shens

has to be.

 

[El Guaraguao]

 

[Kalmah]

wtf is a pee bottle? Seriously... Somebody carries around a bottle to piss in?

 

[rocadelpunk]

...why does he get an erection when he has to use the bathroom and who carries around a pee bottle...the hell

 

[dighn]

shens or not that was a revolting read.

i laughed though

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Holy shit. It's been awhile since I've laughed so hard at something on the internet. Pee bottles? WTF???

 

[Jodell88]

shens

agreed

Has anyone noticed that the funniest date stories has shit in them? :hmm:

 

[Bignate603]

pee bottles?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

The best part about the story is the pictures, easily. I love the facial expressions he drew for himself. He thinks he's so clever as he runs towards the bathtub...

 

[eits]

lol!

 

[eits]

moral of the story: go to the bathroom before a date. if you need to go again during the date, just go. people will understand a smelly bathroom. it's a bathroom.

 

[Bibble]

I haven't laughed this hard since I went through the Tucker Max stories.

 

[TridenT]

Ahahahahahaha... The pictures make it win. But totally shens.. Seriously.

And, this will never happen to me because I happen to use public restrooms.

 

[TruePaige]

I..I laughed so hard I cried a little...oh my..hah

 

[thegimp03]

The MS Paint drawings made the story...whether true or not.

 

[zerocool84]

Good ol BB forums. Always good for a great laugh.

 

[PM650]

I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry

Indeed.

 

[Cuda1447]

The pictures make that thread instant internet gold.

 

[compbuilder00]

thats why you always take a pregame dump.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

He won't use pubic toilets but he'll carry a bottle of piss around?

 

[HannibalX]

1980 called, you're thirty years late.

 

[Schadenfroh]

He won't use pubic toilets but he'll carry a bottle of piss around?

Pour the piss down the sink... the kitchen sink.