Okay.
I gave Frys a call and the customer service rep said that they'll have shipments of the 8800GT by tomorrow. Hopefully, that's true, and even more hopefully, the shipment comes early enough tomorrow that they can begin shipping out same day.
$250 (including shipping and gay tax since I live in Kalifornia), I'm sorta pissed that the NCIXUS order didn't go through, I would've preferred paying $10 for the superclocked version, but it's probably doable to DIY overclock to KO levels on the standard EVGA 8800GT.
Good luck to everyone else; this whole 8800GT business has been a fiasco at best. :/