whats the worst tasting alcoholic beverage you've had?

[xeemzor]

Everclear
/thread

 

[spikespiegal]

Tanqueray is worse tasting than any whiskey named in this thread.

Sicilian Kiss - ugh.

 

[jonnyGURU]

Originally posted by: xeemzor
Everclear
/thread

Umm... Everclear has no flavor.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
The worst spirit I've had is Tuaca, and the worst mixed drink was a brass monkey.

(chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

(repeat chorus)

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

(repeat chorus)

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle - you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff

(repeat chorus)

 

[Bibble]

Ouzo, probably because I dislike licorice.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: jonnyGURU

Originally posted by: xeemzor
Everclear
/thread

Umm... Everclear has no flavor.

WTF are you talking about? Everclear taste like straight up rubbing alcohol. It's almost pure grain at 190 proof. It's some nasty stuff.

We got a funnel down in panama city beach after graduation in highschool and brought it back home with us. I'd say funneling the everclear, peppermint schnapps with Orange juice was probably the nastiest thing I've ever tasted.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: Modular
Any "Cider" based alcoholic beverage is a waste of time and will slowly eat away any manhood one portends to have.

Look up the word "portends".

Now hurt yourself.

kthx.

 

[sutahz]

Sparks is pretty bad but yes, there are much worse. Like the 3 amigos.

 

[xanis]

Steel Reserve

Don't believe the "exceptionally smooth" claim. It's anything but.

 

[geno]

A Prairie Dog, it's a shot of tequila with Tabasco Sauce poured layered on top.

 

[Modelworks]

Didn't even have to think about it.
Mad Dog 2020

 

[Daishiki]

I forget the name of the beer. I was at El Torito after work and my coworker stopped drinking his beer after one taste. I thought it couldn't be that bad. It tasted just like soap, I kid you not.

 

[Instan00dles]

anything with vodka in it and red wine.

 

[Rallispec]

Chorb got it right in the first post -- dirty mexican, definitely the worst drink ever.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

I can't say I've ever drank any alcohol that I've liked.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
I can't say I've ever drank any alcohol that I've liked.

Drunk.

I drank somethngsomething.

I have drunk somethingsomething.

Therefore, I've drunk something.

 

[jonnyGURU]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: jonnyGURU

Originally posted by: xeemzor
Everclear
/thread

Umm... Everclear has no flavor.

WTF are you talking about? Everclear taste like straight up rubbing alcohol. It's almost pure grain at 190 proof. It's some nasty stuff.

Right. It's almost pure grain at 190 proof, which is WHY it is almost odorless and tasteless.

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
We got a funnel down in panamal city beach after graduation in highschool and brought it back home with us. I'd say funneling the everclear, peppermint schnapps with Orange juice was probably the nastiest thing I've ever tasted.

I've never heard of Panamal City Beach. You probably mean Panama City Beach.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
I can't say I've ever drank any alcohol that I've liked.

Drunk.

I drank somethngsomething.

I have drunk somethingsomething.

Therefore, I've drunk something.

I never drank no good drunking alcohol even when drink.

 

[imported_Imp]

Red wine that had previously been opened, bought in bulk (2/3 gallon bottle?), and left at room temperature.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: jonnyGURU

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: jonnyGURU

Originally posted by: xeemzor
Everclear
/thread

Umm... Everclear has no flavor.

WTF are you talking about? Everclear taste like straight up rubbing alcohol. It's almost pure grain at 190 proof. It's some nasty stuff.

Right. It's almost pure grain at 190 proof, which is WHY it is almost odorless and tasteless.

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
We got a funnel down in panamal city beach after graduation in highschool and brought it back home with us. I'd say funneling the everclear, peppermint schnapps with Orange juice was probably the nastiest thing I've ever tasted.

I've never heard of Panamal City Beach. You probably mean Panama City Beach.

Sorry, Panamal was a mistype. Don't be a smart ass.

Wrong, Everclear taste and smells like rubbing alcohol. The stuff is nasty. Do you also think Rubbing Alcohol is odorless??

It's not tasteless in the sense of pure grain is tasteless....fermentation gives Everclear a def taste of a really bad vodka straight. It's NOT tasteless.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

My lemonade began to taste like alcohol the other day, it was awful.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: PieIsAwesome
My lemonade began to taste like alcohol the other day, it was awful.

Did you leave it unattended? Someone spiked it!

 

[Arkaign]

I've only seen it once, but in the '90s I tried Bell Pepper Wine. ZOMG I promptly puked on the floor, and proceeded to brush my teeth. That taste lingered for days. *shudder*.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: xeemzor
Everclear
/thread

Burning isn't a taste.

 

[guyver01]

Old English ..

or American Beer (yes.. it's a brand, called American)