Originally posted by: lxskllr
The worst spirit I've had is Tuaca, and the worst mixed drink was a brass monkey.
(chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey
Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell
(repeat chorus)
Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip
(repeat chorus)
Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle - you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff
(repeat chorus)
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: xeemzor
Everclear
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Umm... Everclear has no flavor.![]()
Originally posted by: Modular
Any "Cider" based alcoholic beverage is a waste of time and will slowly eat away any manhood one portends to have.
Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
I can't say I've ever drank any alcohol that I've liked.
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: xeemzor
Everclear
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Umm... Everclear has no flavor.![]()
WTF are you talking about? Everclear taste like straight up rubbing alcohol. It's almost pure grain at 190 proof. It's some nasty stuff.
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
We got a funnel down in panamal city beach after graduation in highschool and brought it back home with us. I'd say funneling the everclear, peppermint schnapps with Orange juice was probably the nastiest thing I've ever tasted.
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
I can't say I've ever drank any alcohol that I've liked.
Drunk.
I drank somethngsomething.
I have drunk somethingsomething.
Therefore, I've drunk something.
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: xeemzor
Everclear
/thread
Umm... Everclear has no flavor.![]()
WTF are you talking about? Everclear taste like straight up rubbing alcohol. It's almost pure grain at 190 proof. It's some nasty stuff.
Right. It's almost pure grain at 190 proof, which is WHY it is almost odorless and tasteless.
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
We got a funnel down in panamal city beach after graduation in highschool and brought it back home with us. I'd say funneling the everclear, peppermint schnapps with Orange juice was probably the nastiest thing I've ever tasted.
I've never heard of Panamal City Beach. You probably mean Panama City Beach.
Originally posted by: PieIsAwesome
My lemonade began to taste like alcohol the other day, it was awful.
