What is the manliest thing you have ever done?

[zinfamous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjF93E4LjlA


Hahaha... love that.

lol I've never seen that. that is awesome.

 

[moshquerade]

posted here.

 

[zinfamous]

If by dangerously close you mean not even close, unless you had eating a mans ass out on your mind. Than yeah I was close, but that would mean you had male ass eating on your mind.

jesus hume christ. remove the gigantic Serena-shaped rod from your ass and try to engage at least the mildest bit of humor for a change.

You were fucking close to saying that, and it's nothing against you. it was simply funny, damn it.

 

[SolMiester]

How is that not manly?



How is that not manly?



True.



Course it does! It's twice as manly with two dudes.

Jesus H Christ dude, you really are a sick puppy!...I thought with your "experience" you would know that by now....There is absolutely nothing manly about gay boys!

 

[Leros]

Was camping with a couple of girls. I had to scare away a couple of big mountain cats. I didn't think it was that big of a deal, but the way the girls reacted made me feel pretty manly.

 

[BoomerD]

Was camping with a couple of girls. I had to scare away a couple of big mountain cats. I didn't think it was that big of a deal, but the way the girls reacted made me feel pretty manly.

Yer such a manly man...

You're just damned lucky you escaped with your life!!

 

[Howard]

no, I don't doubt you. It just sounds like the kind of post Alky would make, especially the vague threat to some dude out there in the world that has almost zero chance of reading your post.

what the fuck are you quoting

 

[UberNeuman]

Howard - have you ever stepped back and wondered about your anger issues?

 

[schneiderguy]

First thing I learned in the Navy:

Only a real man would take it up the ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU

"I want a big strong bloke to fuck me in the ass" :awe:

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Cried manly tears during titanic.

 

[Leros]

Yer such a manly man...

You're just damned lucky you escaped with your life!!

Admit it, you just wanted an excuse to look up pictures of kittens.

(Also, they were bigger than that. I swear. Biggest cats I've ever seen. Like lions the size of Jeeps)

 

[Ruptga]

I was once hiking up a big hill / small mountain when I really really had to crap. I dropped down some boulders in front of something that, in retrospect, closely resembled a cave. I was about to drop my pants when I heard something that sounded suspiciously like a cougar's roar so, with a tight sphincter, I started to swear loudly and run/climb over 5ft. boulders faster than I thought I could run on flat ground. Wait, manly... :hmm:

In highschool I gave myself what would be a 2nd degree burn in our metal shop. I looked at it, cursed my stupidity, finished what I was doing, ran it under some water for a while, and walked to the nurse, in that order. It was on the upper arm by my elbow, so I couldn't see it, but the slacker teachers' pets hanging out in the office seemed to think it was a big deal.

 

[Scotteq]

Spent 2 years working the flight deck on an aircraft carrier.

 

[Jeeebus]

I died

 

[HAL9000]

Jesus H Christ dude, you really are a sick puppy!...I thought with your "experience" you would know that by now....There is absolutely nothing manly about gay boys!

I beg to differ, there are some very manly gays.

 

[Oyeve]

Sired and raised my son.

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

Hit my hand with a roofing stapler while laying tar paper on my roof. Tore it open pretty good. I just wrapped my finger in electrical tape and kept on roofing. I let the blood run down my arm and dry on it. I looked a mess...but roofing must go on!

 

[Possessed Freak]

Jumped a fence, embedded a tomato stake in my knee. I had to walk a half mile back to the house so I broke the stake and left it in and walked back home.

 

[fire400]

work, exercise, study, concentrate, etc. and approach people.

overcoming fear is one thing, cowering in fear is another.

take it or leave it.

 

[hoyaguru]

Had two teeth pulled with no Novocaine. Had 8 stitches put in my chin without anything for the pain. (Actually, this had nothing to do with being manly, more to do with the fact that Novocaine and Lidocaine had no effect on me when I was younger).

Hit my index finger with a hammer hard enough that I split the bone in the tip of my finger in half lengthwise. Finished off the workday before going to the doctor.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

I beat the shit out of chuck norris!

 

[ultimatebob]

I broke a board with my foot... that's not too manly, though. Chicks can do that as well.

I sure felt manly when I got my first ATOT infraction for posting in a babe thread, though!

 

[Howard]

Howard - have you ever stepped back and wondered about your anger issues?

I'm concerned for your mental health, actually.

 

[hanoverphist]

when my first kid was born i stepped up and became a dad and all that goes with it. provider, protector and everything else i really wasnt before that.

 

[ultimatebob]

It doesn't count if it's with another dude.

Or if you're the catcher.