What first world problem did you have today?

[highland145]

That poor table. Whoever built that was a master :^D

Hope Red listens.

 

[BoomerD]

Yeah, stay away from the large poontang. Boomer and Perk say so, bad times.

Just roll that in flour and fuck the wet spots...fckn amateurs.

 

[highland145]

Just roll that in flour and fuck the wet spots...fckn amateurs.

There were 42 of them. Care to share some blue pills?

 

[BoomerD]

There were 42 of them. Care to share some blue pills?

dude...if you need pocket rockets at your age...just
kill yourself.

 

[highland145]

dude...if you need pocket rockets at your age...just l
kill yourself.

And you used to be our grammar Nazi. Sad days.

 

[Svnla]

Dominos has a 50% off sale of all their pizzas ongoing now so I picked up one earlier today and it was jam packed at the parking lot just to drive to the pick up window.

 

[BoomerD]

And you used to be our grammar Nazi. Sad days.

 

[JEDI]

Our youngest son's 19th birthday was the other day, and we bought an ice cream cake for him.

For the last 3 months, I've been very strict on what I eat so I could lose some weight, but I had a very small piece of it on his birthday. However, there was so much of it left over, it's still in the freezer and the rest of the family have been eating a piece of it for dessert since then, and it has taken some serious will power not to join them. I imagine I have at least two more days before it's all gone so I don't have to see it anymore.

fastest way to lose weight is to be a 3rd worlder.
dont eat anything.

as for hunger pains, do something (away from the house) that you either enjoy or hate for 12+ hrs.
you wont care about the hunger pains.

for me, i spent 12hrs playing poker and winning $1000 at $1/2 no limit.
i was hit by the deck. almost any 2 cards i had won.
got home and went directly to sleep. no food the entire day.

2nd time, i screwed up on a project. i worked all Sat to fix it.
went home and directly to bed

 

[JEDI]

got my covid shot at cvs.

the have a 3rd party company emailing me a survey on how they did.
i ignored it. they sent another.

i looked for the unsubscribe link.
there wasnt any!
F them. marked as SPAM!

 

[JEDI]

McD app had BoGo on their new chicken sandwich.
so i got the spicy version, which was .20 more because of the sauce.
well, they gave me the order. I saw saw 2 items in the bag so i drove home.
discovered there wasnt any spicy sauce on either one.

Grr.....

so all subsequent times i got the spicy chicken samwich since then, it had spicy sauce.
but it was a paltry amount.

this time, in the app, i selected extra sauce. (no extra charge.)

the top bun had the same paltry amount of sauce.
but the bottom bun, which never had sauce, was smothered with it.
it oozed over the sides.

i like!

 

[dtgoodwin]

I use USPS Informed Delivery function from the post office. Every day I get an email with images of the mail that I should receive that day, also tells me if they will deliver packages. It's usually pretty spot on.

A couple of weeks ago I saw a scanned image of an envelope from my state's Department of Revenue, ah, finally getting my state tax refund.

It didn't come. The other mail listed (junk mail) did come, but no income refund check. Went to the site listed in the email to report missing mail. It states that I should wait a week before reporting missing mail.... well OK, I'll wait.

A week later it still had not been delivered, so I went to the link in the email... and it told me that the link has expired. WTF, the wait a week is so the link can expire.

The check did finally come, 9 days after the scheduled delivery.

I use that service and occasionally have that issue as well. In particular, it shows packages that are to be delivered or will be delivered "soon". About half of the time when I have a package from my mail-order pharmacy that shows a delivery for that day, it doesn't come. It's been up to two weeks delayed. Don't know why it's always the pharmacy deliveries that are most affected, but it is honestly about half the time that they actually get delivered when they say they will.

 

[IronWing]

I developed a tracking sheet to track my entering of project updates into the plethora of tracking systems required by my managers.

 

[ch33zw1z]

I developed a tracking sheet to track my entering of project updates into the plethora of tracking systems required by my managers.

Don't tell management, they'll want to track your tracking sheet

 

[IronWing]

The clock on my work computer is linked to the company's time server and the link is admin controlled. The company time server is currently forty eight minutes ahead of its time. Last week, it was four minutes behind the times.

 

[MtnMan]

At some point I paid with a CC, and instead of a paper receipt I entered my email address. Now when I use the card at places I have never been it wants to know if I want the receipt emailed to me, and displays my email. Sure, I'm good with that, less litter in my car.

 

[JEDI]

At some point I paid with a CC, and instead of a paper receipt I entered my email address. Now when I use the card at places I have never been it wants to know if I want the receipt emailed to me, and displays my email. Sure, I'm good with that, less litter in my car.

this is a 1st world problem?

is this is even a problem?!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I developed a tracking sheet to track my entering of project updates into the plethora of tracking systems required by my managers.

Lol reminds me of my work, we have so many ticketing systems it's ridiculous.

 

[Ajay]

At one company they decided we need to bill every 'customer' on and hour by hour basis. The customers were various engineering teams, QA, marketing/product managers, actual customers (escalations to engineering), etc. This lasted 6 infuriating months as we often switch back and forth, multitasking in any given day. Bah!

 

[sdifox]

At one company they decided we need to bill every 'customer' on and hour by hour basis. The customers were various engineering teams, QA, marketing/product managers, actual customers (escalations to engineering), etc. This lasted 6 infuriating months as we often switch back and forth, multitasking in any given day. Bah!

Random number generator xd

 

[Fenixgoon]

My portable car lift arrived. Now I need to fix my car.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Had to adjust the threshold on my battery voltage sensor again now that I'm using the A/C. I have a feeling using just random resistors for a voltage divider is probably not the right way to go about it. I imagine I need to find some with a very low temp coefficient, or use two in paralell that have opposing coefficients.

Or if I want to get fancy I can always do something oven controlled lol.

 

[nutxo]

I got vaccinated yesterday morning and woke up sick as fuck. This is such BS, lol. My wife and I are pretty sure we've had covid since 2 people that live in my house had it. I just want to be able to fly in July...

 

[highland145]

My portable car lift arrived. Now I need to fix my car.

Friend got one. Days of putting it together but damn cool and useful.

I got vaccinated yesterday morning and woke up sick as fuck. This is such BS, lol. My wife and I are pretty sure we've had covid since 2 people that live in my house had it. I just want to be able to fly in July...

how old are you?

 

[BoomerD]

Had to mow the fucking lawn again today...it's been less than a week since I did it last...it was over 6" long again...I'm kind of glad I haven't fertilized it yet...

 

[highland145]

Had to mow the fucking lawn again today...it's been less than a week since I did it last...it was over 6" long again...I'm kind of glad I haven't fertilized it yet...

Yet? Eff that. What happened to the deer? You need to ask shortdickathon for a rental goat.