What first world problem did you have today?

[BoomerD]

Can`t find my tooth brush!!! I only have one tooth!1 But when I want to brush it, the brush needsa to where it should be!!!

If you only have one tooth, just use your toilet brush to clean your potty mouth...

 

[ultimatebob]

OK, here's a good "First World Problem" rant:

I spent about seven years of my life helping to develop software for companies like KFC and Popeyes that would tell them when to cook fried chicken so they wouldn't run out of product when they got busy. It had a fairly advanced algorithm that looked at past sales patterns from their POS system, and did a pretty good job of letting them know when to cook so that they had fresh product in stock all of the time.

We tried selling this software to KFC in the USA, and they said that it was too expensive. Instead, I guess that they were saving their money to develop this:

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store.steampowered.com

Yeah. Think about that one the next time you go to KFC and they're out of your favorite kind of fried chicken.

 

[sdifox]

OK, here's a good "First World Problem" rant:

I spent about seven years of my life helping to develop software for companies like KFC and Popeyes that would tell them when to cook fried chicken so they wouldn't run out of product when they got busy. It had a fairly advanced algorithm that looked at past sales patterns from their POS system, and did a pretty good job of letting them when to cook so that they had fresh product in stock all of the time.

We tried selling this software to KFC in the USA, and they said that it was too expensive. Instead, I guess that they were saving their money to develop this:

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store.steampowered.com

Yeah. Think about that one the next time you go to KFC and they're out of your favorite kind of fried chicken.

They wiil forever be out of my favourite chicken. I hate KFC.

 

[lxskllr]

OK, here's a good "First World Problem" rant:

I spent about seven years of my life helping to develop software for companies like KFC and Popeyes that would tell them when to cook fried chicken so they wouldn't run out of product when they got busy. It had a fairly advanced algorithm that looked at past sales patterns from their POS system, and did a pretty good job of letting them when to cook so that they had fresh product in stock all of the time.

We tried selling this software to KFC in the USA, and they said that it was too expensive. Instead, I guess that they were saving their money to develop this:

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store.steampowered.com

Yeah. Think about that one the next time you go to KFC and they're out of your favorite kind of fried chicken.

I hate Japanese animation. That's a double insult :^D

 

[Red Squirrel]

KFC went downhill I find. I mean it was always garbage but at least it used to taste good, now it's not really that special anymore. They even ruined their coleslaw and macaroni salad!

 

[clamum]

OK, here's a good "First World Problem" rant:

I spent about seven years of my life helping to develop software for companies like KFC and Popeyes that would tell them when to cook fried chicken so they wouldn't run out of product when they got busy. It had a fairly advanced algorithm that looked at past sales patterns from their POS system, and did a pretty good job of letting them know when to cook so that they had fresh product in stock all of the time.

We tried selling this software to KFC in the USA, and they said that it was too expensive. Instead, I guess that they were saving their money to develop this:

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store.steampowered.com

Yeah. Think about that one the next time you go to KFC and they're out of your favorite kind of fried chicken.

LMFAO.

I don't go to KFC too often, maybe like once every couple months, but man I love their food. The mashed potatoes and gravy and chicken (breast ftw) is so f'ing good.

 

[highland145]

2 dead critters on my bike ride...that the city won't pick up. The 1 wasn't bad on Sunday. I'm pretty sure it's real ripe today.

 

[BoomerD]

2 dead critters on my bike ride...that the city won't pick up. The 1 wasn't bad on Sunday. I'm pretty sure it's real ripe today.

Lunch?

 

[CZroe]

I don't understand why I often find suds and liquid soap or shampoo coating the shower controls after someone else uses the shower. A new house guest does this as it seems many others do based on how often I've encountered this over the years. It's less a problem than it is a curiosity that I just don't understand. I wash it away every time but it's usually more than just suds. It's enough un-lathered product that attempting to rinse without wiping just ends up making things slippery. I'd have to try to get that much un-lathered soap, shampoo, or conditioner on the knobs!

Lather, rinse, repeat (including the rinse part). Pretty simple. Don't you adjust the temperature before you start lathering up? Wouldn't you finish rinsing before shutting off the water? At what point would you be compelled to wipe soap, shampoo, or conditioner all over it? I just can't picture it.

 

[snoopy7548]

I don't understand why I often find suds and liquid soap or shampoo coating the shower controls after someone else uses the shower. A new house guest does this as, it seems, many others do based on how often I've encountered this over the years. It's less a problem than it is a curiosity that I just don't understand. I wash it off every time but it's more than just suds so I end up making suds if I just try to rinse. I'd have to try to get that much soap, shampoo, or conditioner on the knobs!

Lather, rinse, repeat (including the rinse part). Pretty simple. Wouldn't you finish rinsing your hands before touching the controls at the end of your shower? Don't you adjust the temperature before you start lathering up? At what point would you be compelled to wipe soap, shampoo, or conditioner all over it? I just can't picture it.

Are you sure it's suds?

 

[highland145]

Lunch?

They have been slow cooking in our summer heat.

 

[BoomerD]

They have been slow cooking in our summer heat.

Ought to be just about done...not exactly "fast food," but nuthin good happens fast.

(that's what she said anyway)

 

[Red Squirrel]

2 dead critters on my bike ride...that the city won't pick up. The 1 wasn't bad on Sunday. I'm pretty sure it's real ripe today.

Should start a memorial for it and add flowers etc.

 

[highland145]

Should start a memorial for it and add flowers etc.

Ha, that's a great idea. Last summer, they never picked an opossum up. It totally rotted, fell apart and got washed down the storm drain.

 

[clamum]

I don't understand why I often find suds and liquid soap or shampoo coating the shower controls after someone else uses the shower. A new house guest does this as, it seems, many others do based on how often I've encountered this over the years. It's less a problem than it is a curiosity that I just don't understand. I wash it off every time but it's more than just lather. It's enough that attempts to rinse without wiping it just end up making slippery suds. I'd have to try to get that much soap, shampoo, or conditioner on the knobs!

Lather, rinse, repeat (including the rinse part). Pretty simple. Wouldn't you finish rinsing your hands before touching the controls at the end of your shower? Don't you adjust the temperature before you start lathering up? At what point would you be compelled to wipe soap, shampoo, or conditioner all over it? I just can't picture it.

lol. Maybe they get suds all over the place from washing... vigorously, I guess is the word? Hahaha. I definitely don't get it all over the knobs, but I sometimes get spots of soap on the shower curtain. They bug me so I wipe them off though lol.

 

[clamum]

Found out that the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare is coming out OCTOBER 25th... not today, Sept. 25. MOTHER F'ER

 

[lxskllr]

Should start a memorial for it and add flowers etc.

Last year I saw a dead deer on the side of the road with helium filled party balloons tied to it. Kind of a funny sight :^D

 

[mindless1]

Garden vegetables growing too fast, getting tired of picking them... coerced into steak fajitas for dinner to use up some bell peppers.

 

[clamum]

Had to get out of bed this morning. I've gotten between 4 and 4.5 hours of sleep each night this week (because I'm dumb). However at lunch I'm gonna go take a nap in my car, rofl.

 

[BoomerD]

Got rained out again... (maybe this should be in the "good fwp" thread.)

I have eight 8" x 24" holes to dig for "footers" for my greenhouse...maybe next week..

 

[highland145]

Got rained out again... (maybe this should be in the "good fwp" thread.)

I have eight 8" x 24" holes to dig for "footers" for my greenhouse...maybe next week..

8? Pussy. Your wife take your digger?

And send rain. It's been 3 weeks.

 

[BoomerD]

8? Pussy. Your wife take your digger?

And send rain. It's been 3 weeks.

Nah, I have 5 posthole diggers. 2 borrowed...one the "regular" style, one Seymour "twist" style...which I liked so much for digging in this sand, I bought 2 at a yard sale. (Different sizes) plus I have one of the "regular" style, also from a yard sale.

we've had several inches of rain this month...the TV weather people have been calling it "Wetember."

 

[highland145]

Nah, I have 5 posthole diggers. 2 borrowed...one the "regular" style, one Seymour "twist" style...which I liked so much for digging in this sand, I bought 2 at a yard sale. (Different sizes) plus I have one of the "regular" style, also from a yard sale.

we've had several inches of rain this month...the TV weather people have been calling it "Wetember."

Oh, shit, digger bragging, are we?

Too bad you can't get on the business end of one.




Eff..we need rain.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Got rained out again... (maybe this should be in the "good fwp" thread.)

I have eight 8" x 24" holes to dig for "footers" for my greenhouse...maybe next week..

I'm in a similar boat. It seems in the past years instead of getting our regular winter weather at this time of year we get non stop rain. Sick and tired of it and actually starting to get depressed. Rain weather is just so depressing and miserable. At least winter scenery looks pretty and there is still sun at times.

I want to build my deck and have all my lumber but will probably have to wait until it gets cold enough for it to turn into snow. I absolutely hate being in the rain I rather be in the cold. At least it's dry. That, and I don't want my tools getting wet.

 

[BoomerD]

Oh, shit, digger bragging, are we?

Too bad you can't get on the business end of one.




Eff..we need rain.

You think there's something wrong with being too smart to be on the working end of a digger? (it's times like this when I wish my grandson hadn't moved back to CA.)