What first world problem did you have today?

[Ajay]

I'm filling out a health questionnaire for a work physical. Some of the health conditions that they are inquiring about are 100% fatal. "Have you ever had an autopsy?"

WTF!?

 

[lxskllr]

Answer yes and they'll cancel you life insurance.

Dunno. A guy that's had an autopsy is pretty solid bet for life insurance. Might require minor rewording of the contract, requiring the holder to stay dead to collect :^P

 

[highland145]

Dunno. A guy that's had an autopsy is pretty solid bet for life insurance. Might require minor rewording of the contract, requiring the holder to stay dead to collect :^P

So IW can't be a vampire or zombie. Might have to backdate the policy a bit too.

IW, can I have your stuff?

 

[shortylickens]

I found out the fishy isnt real.

https://imgur.com/X3gg8as

 

[IronWing]

My network is so slow…

 

[sdifox]

Press the turbo button

 

[IronWing]

Press the turbo button

Thanks!

 

[dave_the_nerd]

My latest bucket of "Fruit Punch" flavored BCAA supplement tastes like orange drink for some reason. The web site has an FAQ entry about this, and they claim the formulation didn't change, but I'm not sure I believe them.

I do not like it, Sam I Am.

 

[Red Squirrel]

So about a year ago we took over another telco so on night shifts there is another guy here till midnight. Really quircky guy, does not really talk, and acts like he owns the place. Shuts off the lights, etc.

Anyway I'm on night shift now, and he just won't quit sliding his sandals back and forth on the ground. Constant loud sand/gritty sound like every couple seconds. I'm not one to get annoyed easily, but it's driving me insane.

Can't wait till midnight.

 

[dtgoodwin]

My alerts to this followed thread don't always work. I've had to read through several pages to get caught up and now I don't have any time to watch my YouTube subscriptions.

 

[highland145]

CPA charged me $1050 for the business taxes. I didn't even get a kiss.

 

[clamum]

So about a year ago we took over another telco so on night shifts there is another guy here till midnight. Really quircky guy, does not really talk, and acts like he owns the place. Shuts off the lights, etc.

Anyway I'm on night shift now, and he just won't quit sliding his sandals back and forth on the ground. Constant loud sand/gritty sound like every couple seconds. I'm not one to get annoyed easily, but it's driving me insane.

Can't wait till midnight.

People who drag their feet on the floor might as well be dragging their knuckles.

 

[sdifox]

CPA charged me $1050 for the business taxes. I didn't even get a kiss.

Well, at least you didn't get kneecapped.

 

[highland145]

Well, at least you didn't get kneecapped.

You don't cripple the paying customers.

 

[sdifox]

You don't cripple the paying customers.

So that is what I am doing wrong.

 

[highland145]

So that is what I am doing wrong.

Unless they get off on that type of thing...

 

[lxskllr]

The truck's in the shop, so I'm spending the weekend home. I'd like to get some yard work done, but it's gonna be wet, so it'll be fairly unproductive. The boss offered his Malibu to me, but I hate that car. I'd rather operate my feet than drive that.

 

[Chaotic42]

Once again UPS fails to deliver when they say they will.

 

[highland145]

Once again UPS fails to deliver when they say they will.

Blame DHL. The blocked a bunch of traffic because of some magnets. Truly repulsive.

 

[Chaotic42]

Blame DHL. The blocked a bunch of traffic because of some magnets. Truly repulsive.

Say what now?

 

[lxskllr]

I set this picture as my boss' desktop, and he turned it around and calls me cupcake now :^S

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm triggered by the way he's holding that saw. Surely that's not good for the bar?

 

[stargazr]

I bought some generic Sudafed, CVS brand. I usually get it at Walgreen's but this was more convenient. They are all packaged similarly but this one is really hard to pull the paper and foil off the back.

 

[sdifox]

I bought some generic Sudafed, CVS brand. I usually get it at Walgreen's but this was more convenient. They are all packaged similarly but this one is really hard to pull the paper and foil off the back.

Err you just crack it with your nail then push from the plastic bubble side...

 

[stargazr]

Err you just crack it with your nail then push from the plastic bubble side...

No this plastic is pretty tough.