Not sure if this is a fwp. It has some distinct third world qualities...
Went to Little Caesar today, and got a pizza. $5.30. The price dropped! I've been trying to maximize quarter acquisition for my daughter's laundry when she goes to school. I could just go buy a couple rolls, but it gives me a chance to do trivial math in my head, and I deal with cash only, so I have plenty of opportunity to get quarters over the counter. I give the guy $20.05, and the hilarity starts...
him: Why 5¢? it would be easier with just the $20
me: (thinking to myself the nickle actually makes it easier) that would be $14.75 back
him: I'm not good doing math in my head
him: starts counting money, and saying $14.75 aloud to himself. Pulls out a $10(we're doing well so far). Sloowly pulls out four $1s(uh oh, trouble's brewing). Gets two quarters, stumbles, then starts adding dimes.
me: D^:
me: that should be three quarters
him: hands me the change and my pizza.
Holy shit! that was like watching an adult struggle over a dick and jane book. I wrote something very similar in the past about a Little Caesar girl. Something's very wrong in that shop. I think there may be lead in the flour or something...