What first world problem did you have today?

[BoomerD]

The foliage on the tree near my window filled out a few weeks ago and now I can't watch the soccer games in the park from my window any longer.

I'd call that a win!

 

[Zanovar]

"low battery please recharcge your headset" bitch

Just to add here the sony Sony WH-1000XM3 are not 150 pound better than the sennheiser 160 they replaced.Better base for sure.

give me some more treble you arsholes

 

[ultimatebob]

I wanted to take a nice Sunday drive in my Mustang this weekend, but the damn traffic on I-95 turned that joyride into a 45 MPH crawl both times I tried.

I'm really starting to wonder what possessed me to buy a car that can go 145 MPH in a area where I would be lucky to get it above 65 on most days due to traffic.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

LOL, I did manage 105 MPH this evening on my ride home from the office. I was stunned to see some joker in an econobox trying to kill his ride by trying to keep up with me.

 

[sdifox]

Too many people are standing outside my building waiting for the Raptors parade. It is jamming up the cell towers and my data connection is spotty.

 

[IronWing]

Top many people are standing outside my building waiting for the Raptors parade. It is jamming up the cell towers and my data connection is spotty.

Pour boiling oil through the machicolations; it's the only way.

 

[sdifox]

Pour boiling oil through the machicolations; it's the only way.

Emp

 

[IronWing]

My asshole neighbor's house was scheduled for a foreclosure auction later this month. The bastard found some money and isn't leaving.

His house is back in foreclosure again. Hopefully, it will stick this time.

 

[PlanetJosh]

The long distance I have to walk from my bedroom to the kitchen. From my computer chair in my room to the middle of the kitchen is 51 feet. And I can't move all the stuff in the kitchen to my bedroom.

I have the 2 bedroom 2 bath condo all to myself, but the long hikes to get around the place.. I'll look into an electric cart or scooter.

 

[IronWing]

I bought a cookie with lunch today. I threw it away when I dumped my tray.

 

[highland145]

Loser.

I tossed my wife's watch at McD's once.....it was on her tray. We were there 10 min.



...wth....

 

[sdifox]

I had to leave the building through the loading dock since front door was jammed by people...

 

[Zanovar]

some new parcels from amazon.this shit is getting annoying,im gonna hunt this prick down.

 

[Zanovar]

ems intelgent pulse abdomen device,led ring flash,and a womens bra lol wtf.

 

[snoopy7548]

ems intelgent pulse abdomen device,led ring flash,and a womens bra lol wtf.

Does Amazon let you keep them?

 

[Zanovar]

Does Amazon let you keep them?

yep,keep, donate or dispose of

 

[snoopy7548]

yep,keep, donate or dispose of

Good, so I'll keep sending them.

 

[Zanovar]

Good, so I'll keep sending them.

hahahahah fucker

 

[highland145]

Good, so I'll keep sending them.

55 gallons of lube....

 

[lxskllr]

Finally committed to getting a new saw, went to the Stihl dealer, and he had to order it. Should be here by the end of the week, but I was looking forward to fondling it today :^(

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm at work and it's 10 minutes before quit time but it's going so bloody slow. I find the last hour is always the worse and it exponentially gets slower.

 

[CZroe]

LOL, I did manage 105 MPH this evening on my ride home from the office. I was stunned to see some joker in an econobox trying to kill his ride by trying to keep up with me.

If anything, they’re more reliable at top speed than a car built to push the limits.

 

[Ajay]

Had a migraine all day. Mentioned to wife that it's finally going away. Her: so are you going to mow the lawn tonight?

 

[highland145]

Had a migraine all day. Mentioned to wife that it's finally going away. Her: so are you going to mow the lawn tonight?

lololllol

And you said, "Yours gone, too? Where's my sexy time?"

 

[Zanovar]

Another parcel from amazon,a second ems intelligent pulse abdomen device this shit is getting creepy now.Just checked the prices on these,29? they have lots of different ones.