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"we're an american band"

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what a stupid song

i mean seriously... DUMB

Actually it was a pretty good party and concert song back in the 70's. We were all pretty stoned most of the time back then and were amped that we were listening to a band from next door rather than another British band. Literally they were from the school district next to mine.

It was GFRs obligatory commercial hit. I think it charted at 2 in the US billboard 200 and 1 in the Billboard hot 100.

There have been tons of stupid songs released in my lifetime. "We're An American Band" doesn't come close to my standard for stupid. It was just a relatively simple song that gave a little glimpse of the life of a touring rock band in 1973. Oh and It rocked!!! by 1973 standards.
 
Not as bad as:

London calling.. something something something
London calling.. blahblahblah
London calling.. more stuff I can't understanding
London calling.. is this song over yet?
 
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Because most rock songs are just like that, and many, many super-popular songs are in fact, stupid, lyrically:

Love, love me do. You know I love you. I'll always be true. So pleeeaase...love me do.

or

Hey hey mama, say the way you move, gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove

or

Start me up. If you start me up I'll never stop. You make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry

or

Listen. Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Oh ooo oh, closer. Let me whisper in your ear. Say the words you love to heeaaar, I'm in love with you, ooooooo.

or

Have you seen her, so fine and pretty, movin' with a style and ease? Have you seen her, from across the room, yes it's love in the third degree.

and the king (or queen) of stupid lyrics:

It's Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday
 
I whip my hair back and forth!
I whip my hair back and forth!
I whip my hair back and forth!
I whip my hair back and forth!
 
I love what this thread has turned into.

I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
No treble
 
Believe it or not, I saw a vid remake of this song that wasn't too bad. A very cute brunette did a jazz version while playing a double bass.

I love what this thread has turned into.

I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
I'm all about that bass.
No treble
 
Because most rock songs are just like that, and many, many super-popular songs are in fact, stupid, lyrically:

Love, love me do. You know I love you. I'll always be true. So pleeeaase...love me do.

or

Hey hey mama, say the way you move, gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove

or

Start me up. If you start me up I'll never stop. You make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry

or

Listen. Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Oh ooo oh, closer. Let me whisper in your ear. Say the words you love to heeaaar, I'm in love with you, ooooooo.

or

Have you seen her, so fine and pretty, movin' with a style and ease? Have you seen her, from across the room, yes it's love in the third degree.

and the king (or queen) of stupid lyrics:

It's Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday

no way. the king of stupid songs is pour some sugar on me. we built this city is the absolute worst song.
 
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