Wedding planning

[minendo]

Dammit woman I gave you the ring so you'd shut your mouth. Screw this wedding planning bullsh!t.


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Wedding planning
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[Nikamichi]

'Tis marriage, my friend.

:beer:

 

[moshquerade]

be sure to get a good one of these :laugh:

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: minendo
Dammit woman I gave you the ring so you'd shut your mouth. Screw this wedding planning bullsh!t.

marriage sucks

 

[maddogchen]

give the ring, hand over your wallet, and sit back and cry. Thats all a man should do

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: minendo
Dammit woman I gave you the ring so you'd shut your mouth. Screw this wedding planning bullsh!t.

I concur!!!!!!!

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: minendo
Dammit woman I gave you the ring so you'd shut your mouth. Screw this wedding planning bullsh!t.

i had no idea you were getting married.. where have i been?
although i am surpised that you are even a little part of planning!

a late congrats!

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: minendo
Dammit woman I gave you the ring so you'd shut your mouth. Screw this wedding planning bullsh!t.

marriage sucks

Jesus, you have never even been outside of your parents basement, wtf are you talking about?

 

[JACKHAMMER]

I just let my girl pick out WHATEVER she wants. Trust me, it is the best way to do it. I have final say over the budget, but when it comes down to it, it is really her day. Good luck man.

 

[laurenlex]

Originally posted by: JACKHAMMER
I just let my girl pick out WHATEVER she wants. Trust me, it is the best way to do it. I have final say over the budget, but when it comes down to it, it is really her day. Good luck man.

The problem arises when she want's your "input". Do you like these napkins or those napkins? You are now screwed. If you say, I don't care, you are an insensitive pig who does not care about the most important day of your life.

If you decide to choose a particular napkin, you will either: Pick the same one she likes, and then you are not thinking for yourself and are just placating her.

If you pick the other napkin, the one she does not want, you have problems with taste, style, and culture, and are yet again hosed.

God created wedding planning to give the poor groom some teasers of the problems to come.

Good luck dude, have a :beer:

 

[Ulfwald]

Best thing to do is to say "Honey, while I like the selections of X item, this is your wedding and I want you to be happy. So pick the one that will best go with the decore/theme of our wedding and I will enjoy it because of the smile I will see on you when walk down the isle." I said this to my wife, and she was very happy, but the wallet wasn't.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Best thing to do is to say "Honey, while I like the selections of X item, this is your wedding and I want you to be happy. So pick the one that will best go with the decore/theme of our wedding and I will enjoy it because of the smile I will see on you when walk down the isle." I said this to my wife, and she was very happy, but the wallet wasn't.

see, i wouldnt have liked that because i want the Fiancees' imput as he is going to be there too. I know most men dont care about all that crap, but i feel that the guy should make some decessions!

 

[n0cmonkey]

What's to plan? You get in a plane, go to vegas, put on some pants, and find a chapel. Grab a couple of burgers before you go home and you're set.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
What's to plan? You get in a plane, go to vegas, put on some pants, and find a chapel. Grab a couple of burgers before you go home and you're set.

Pants? Why bother?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: minendo
Dammit woman I gave you the ring so you'd shut your mouth. Screw this wedding planning bullsh!t.

its alright. The divorce will be much less stressful.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: laurenlex

Originally posted by: JACKHAMMER
I just let my girl pick out WHATEVER she wants. Trust me, it is the best way to do it. I have final say over the budget, but when it comes down to it, it is really her day. Good luck man.

The problem arises when she want's your "input". Do you like these napkins or those napkins? You are now screwed. If you say, I don't care, you are an insensitive pig who does not care about the most important day of your life.

If you decide to choose a particular napkin, you will either: Pick the same one she likes, and then you are not thinking for yourself and are just placating her.

If you pick the other napkin, the one she does not want, you have problems with taste, style, and culture, and are yet again hosed.

God created wedding planning to give the poor groom some teasers of the problems to come.

Good luck dude, have a :beer:

Women like that should die early in life.

 

[Zim Hosein]

I didn't know you were engaged!

Congrats minendo :beer:

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
What's to plan? You get in a plane, go to vegas, put on some pants, and find a chapel. Grab a couple of burgers before you go home and you're set.

Pants? Why bother?

I don't want a sunburned butt.

 

[shimsham]

the only plans you should be involved in are for the bachelor party, and thats only if your friends suck, or are married themselves.

just tell her you trust her sense in these matters, and you want her to pick out everything because thats her special day. your special day lasts the rest of your life since you get to marry her, the perfect woman. she will eat it up, and maybe even give you a little.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
What's to plan? You get in a plane, go to vegas, put on some pants, and find a chapel. Grab a couple of burgers before you go home and you're set.

Pants? Why bother?

I don't want a sunburned butt.

:Q

 

[Hyperblaze]

Thankfully, wedddings only happen once in a life time if done right!

Just make sure you have the right girl!

edit: I think when my own wedding comes...i'll just tell her that I want it as simple as possible.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero
Thankfully, wedddings only happen once in a life time if done right!

Just make sure you have the right girl!

edit: I think when my own wedding comes...i'll just tell her that I want it as simple as possible.

Jeans and a t-shirt!

 

[MedicBob]

Do what I did. Brother + shotgun = Wedding. About 1 hour planning. Worked great.

 

[vi edit]

Just elope to a Sandals resort.

Take 15 minutes to plan your wedding:
- where on the resort you want to get married
- what songs you want
- what color flowers you want
- what food you want for dinner

Take 30 minutes to go to town to get the license ready to go.

Have a 15 minute ceremony.

Drink and eat yourselves stupid and lounge around the resort the rest of the time.

 

[iamwiz82]

Minendo, did you see the price of wedding dresses yet? :Q