So I'm making a PB&J sandwich for breakfast this morning. Healthy huh? Well as I'm opening the jar of peanut butter I notice on the side where the nutritional information is listed that is also says "WARNING: May Contain Peanuts" WOW!! You mean my peanut butter may contain peanuts? Who woulda thunk it? Good lord are people so f'ing stupid these days that they don't realize peanut butter is made with peanuts?
WARNING: May Contain Peanuts
- Thread starter Medicine Bear
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Was it smooth or crunchy? I won't eat the smooth. I only eat crunchy. Just thought you would like to know.
NuclearNed
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You can rest assured that that statment on the side of your peanut butter jar is the result of some greedy asshat's lawsuit, and Skippy is now posting the warning to protect itself from other greedy asshats.
I understand that. I mean after all we live in an ultra wussy, uber litigious society, but damn. Peanut Butter may contain peanuts? Is that warning really necessary? If you are stupid enough to eat peanut butter and you have a peanut allergy then you probably deserve to die.
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Originally posted by: Wag
Skippy?Originally posted by: Phoenix86
WARNING: May Contain Peanuts
May?
What do they use if it is not peanuts..........
wait, i dont want to know the answer to that question
Actually it is some all natural brand my GF bought at a health food store. 3/4 of the stuff in my house is from there. I keep telling her I don't give a crap if something is all nautral or not, but she is little miss organic. Eh, oh well.Originally posted by: Wag
Skippy?Originally posted by: Phoenix86
WARNING: May Contain Peanuts
May?
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
lol. I agree with that one too
unfortunately, i would put money down that theres a jury that wouldn't.
Nitemare
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Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
lol. I agree with that one too
unfortunately, i would put money down that theres a jury that wouldn't.
Reson #1 why I would always be undeemed to sit on a jury....
I'd be demanding that Skippy countersue and seek the death penalty for the plaintiffs being retards.
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Actually it is some all natural brand my GF bought at a health food store. 3/4 of the stuff in my house is from there. I keep telling her I don't give a crap if something is all nautral or not, but she is little miss organic. Eh, oh well.Originally posted by: Wag
Skippy?Originally posted by: Phoenix86
WARNING: May Contain Peanuts
May?
Well, you should thank her. Unnatural peanut butter (and that's what it is) like Skippy, JIF, Peter Pan, Reeses, are all viciously unhealthy. The agent that they use in that stuff to keep it from separating (partially hydrogenated vegetable oil) is by all accounts worse for your heart than natural heart cloggers like cholesterol.
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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Actually it is some all natural brand my GF bought at a health food store. 3/4 of the stuff in my house is from there. I keep telling her I don't give a crap if something is all nautral or not, but she is little miss organic. Eh, oh well.Originally posted by: Wag
Skippy?Originally posted by: Phoenix86
WARNING: May Contain Peanuts
May?
Thank your girlfiend for adding a few more years to your life.
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