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I like your assessment, but please don't mention Pelosi's niggling legs again. I only ate breakfast a half hour ago :shocked:Originally posted by: boomerang
White House questions viability of GM, Chrysler
Some excerpts.
President Barack Obama and his top advisers have determined that neither company is viable and that taxpayers will not spend untold billions more to keep the pair of automakers open forever.
The taxpayers are now running GM. All of you that think you know how to run a car company are now in charge. See the Pelosimobile link two posts upOfficials say they are confident GM can put together a plan that will keep production lines moving in the coming years. They planned to send a team to Detroit to help with that restructuring.
Lest we forget.Aides note that Obama inherited the auto mess from his predecessor, President George W. Bush.
After sleeping on it, I'm now convinced that Obama and his team of car manufacturer wannabees, sat Wagoner down and told him how they planned to run his car company. Wagoner probably told them to get fucked right after he told them it couldn't be done. My guess would be that the Obama team knew what the outcome would be and were eagerly anticipating it.
President Pelosi probably spent her night wiggling her legs in excitement knowing that starting today, she can guide our country with her vision of what a car should be. She'll be drafting plans as she jets back and forth across the country. I'm sure the Obama team feels they can have uber-green cars spewing lilac vapors out of their tailpipes on the ground by the end of the 3rd quarter. After all, it won't take much more than the snap of their fingers to make it happen.
GM will be in Chapter 7 before the end of the 2nd quarter.
Edit: Some of you may find this interesting reading. Others won't.
http://www.autoextremist.com/current/
There is no convincing reason to believe that Washington can run a car company better than people who've been trying to do it and have been in the trenches for years. Here's how every meeting will go:
Washington beauocrat: Have we tried this or that?
GM exec: Yes.
WB: What about this?
GM Exec: Yes, we tried that, too.
WB: And this?
GM Exec: Yes, we did that, do you think we're stupid?
WB: I bet you didn't try this, though.
GM Exec: Yes, we did.
WB: We're fvcked then.
GM Exec: That's what I have been trying to tell you all along.
WB: Man, I envy Wagoner, he got out just in time.
GM Exec: Yep, now you are the new fall guy, congratulations.
WB: Sh*t.