No, I'll take door #3 -- you live in a bubble of alternative facts. CNN never stated every detail in the dossier was accurate. Moreover, they didn't report the details of the many different reports in the dossier. They merely reported that the dossier existed, and it was alleged to contain incriminating information the Russian government could use to influence Trump. Both claims are accurate.
If you are so desperate to find incompetent and corrupt media, I suggest you focus on the right-wing advocacy media and the propaganda blogs that cater to the right-wing fringe (e.g., Breitbart, Daily Caller, American Thinker, etc.) Their entire business model is reporting speculation, innuendo, and outright lies as fact. Somehow I suspect you won't see this, however. I'm guessing you're one of rubes that falls for their propaganda, again and again and again.