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Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

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Stopsignhank said:
Does anyone remember in the middle of the pandemic Trump called a sudden press conference. No one knew what he was going to talk about. He came out and congratulated the American people for the stock market reaching a high of 30,000. He said that it was a level that no one ever thought the stock market could reach and of course took all credit it for it. The following video is from Trump's youtube page with the headline.



Well now that the stock market is at an all time high of 37,000 he says that "the stock market is making rich people richer"

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And he gives no fucks, nor will he ever give a fuck about contradictions.
 
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VRAMdemon

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Donald is the top trend on Twitter today, and for once he’s not happy about it, thanks to Adam Kinsinger with others in the know chiming in. Apparently, Trump constantly emits a foul odor because he can't hold his bowels from all the drugs he's done over the years. And Biden is the one in poor health folks.


"The diapers is not a joke," Casler began.

"He would often soil himself on The Apprentice set. He's incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, all the cocaine that he's done for decades...His [bowels] are uncontrollable."

Casler claimed that Trump has been wearing diapers since the 1990s and the he had a chance to witness it firsthand in the late 2000s, while working on the set of The Apprentice.

"We'd have to stop the show and change him and that was Keith Schiller's job. He would take him off set, he would wipe him down. Our nickname for Keith was 'Wet Wipes.' It's not a joke. It's happened several times," alleged Casler.
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Casler also described an alleged incident in which Trump became so full of rage at being unable to read the word "arbitrage" on a cue card during a recording session and "very loudly evacuated his bowels" while screaming on set. Casler claimed he was he was able to smell it and that the stench caused the person holding the boom microphone to "tear up." He also noted that the crew's nickname for Celebrity Apprentice was "The Shitshow" due to these frequent incidents.
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I guess now we know why all those big strong men walking up to him had tears in their eyes.

I assume Depends stock price soars as millions of Americans decide that the woke media trying to tell them where it is “acceptable” to move their bowels in impinging on their freedom. Being able to shit whenever and wherever they want is a god given American right. Join the movement.

If it does become known and accepted that Trump stinks and shits his pants, then will all the MAGAs just start shitting their pants just to own the libs?

🎵"Jingle bells, Donald smells
Best stay out of range
He’s in a snit with a hissy fit
'Cause his diaper needs a change"🎵
 
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Drach

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VRAMdemon said:
Donald is the top trend on Twitter today, and for once he’s not happy about it, thanks to Adam Kinsinger with others in the know chiming in. Apparently, Trump constantly emits a foul odor because he can't hold his bowels from all the drugs he's done over the years. And Biden is the one in poor health folks.






I guess now we know why all those big strong men walking up to him had tears in their eyes.

I assume Depends stock price soars as millions of Americans decide that the woke media trying to tell them where it is “acceptable” to move their bowels in impinging on their freedom. Being able to shit whenever and wherever they want is a god given American right. Join the movement.

If it does become known and accepted that Trump stinks and shits his pants, then will all the MAGAs just start shitting in their pants just to own the libs?

🎵"Jingle bells, Donald smells
Best stay out of range
He’s in a snit with a hissy fit
'Cause his diaper needs a change"🎵
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Well Trump always looked like he had a stick up his a$$.
 
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brycejones

Lifer
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VRAMdemon said:
Donald is the top trend on Twitter today, and for once he’s not happy about it, thanks to Adam Kinsinger with others in the know chiming in. Apparently, Trump constantly emits a foul odor because he can't hold his bowels from all the drugs he's done over the years. And Biden is the one in poor health folks.






I guess now we know why all those big strong men walking up to him had tears in their eyes.

I assume Depends stock price soars as millions of Americans decide that the woke media trying to tell them where it is “acceptable” to move their bowels in impinging on their freedom. Being able to shit whenever and wherever they want is a god given American right. Join the movement.

If it does become known and accepted that Trump stinks and shits his pants, then will all the MAGAs just start shitting their pants just to own the libs?

🎵"Jingle bells, Donald smells
Best stay out of range
He’s in a snit with a hissy fit
'Cause his diaper needs a change"🎵
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I can't wait to see proud diaper stickers on the windows of bro-dozers.
 
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Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

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Could explain his occasional funny walk because he’s got a full diaper and possibly his strange posture.
 
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Fenixgoon

Fenixgoon

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“THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, LIED TO CONGRESS, CHEATED ON FISA, RIGGED A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, ALLOWED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, MANY FROM PRISONS & MENTAL INSTITUTIONS, TO INVADE OUR COUNTRY, SCREWED UP IN AFGHANISTAN, & JOE BIDEN’S MISFITS & THUGS, LIKE DERANGED JACK SMITH, ARE COMING AFTER ME, AT LEVELS OF PERSECUTION NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN OUR COUNTRY??? IT’S CALLED ELECTION INTERFERENCE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!” Trump posted on Christmas Eve.
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Please can he just burst a vein or something already. C'mon mother nature!!
 
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Lol it’s insane he’s proud of the word association word cloud

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Sheik Yerbouti

Sheik Yerbouti

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Thump553

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hal2kilo said:
Not only does he poop his pants he thinks magnetism goes away when you pour water on a magnet. I shit you not!

Trump presents interesting theory on how magnets work during rally in Iowa | Salon.com

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Considering the schools he want to Trump's total lack of even basic knowledge is mind blowing. He is a poster child for the evil of money buying both admission and passing of morons in our so-called elite schools. Makes me proud I'm a product of public education up until my post-grad, which I did at a Jesuit college.
 
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hal2kilo said:
Not only does he poop his pants he thinks magnetism goes away when you pour water on a magnet. I shit you not!

Trump presents interesting theory on how magnets work during rally in Iowa | Salon.com

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That reminds me of that clip where he is visiting center of disease control? was it? And he begins talking about his genius uncle and how he has the same brain that just gets a-lot of this science stuff.

Jesus ... fucking....
 
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VRAMdemon

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Loser Donald posted attacks on E. Jean Caroll to his Twooth Social account 47 times the other night.

www.rawstory.com

Trump’s mental state questioned after 47-post tirade about E. Jean Carroll

Former President Donald Trump copied and pasted the same attack on writer E. Jean Carroll — who is suing him for defamation — 47 times on his Truth Social platform on Wednesday alone.The Messenger reported Friday on Trump's flurry of posts sharing various attacks on his accuser. In the posts...
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This and all the latest nutjoberry it’s perfectly reasonable to question Joe Biden’s cognitive function if it was word saladed out of Bidens piehole. If, however, you don’t ask the same questions about Donald Trump’s cognitive function, then it’s probably your cognitive function that needs to be evaluated.:rolleyes: This is the clown the Republicans are running???

I understand that people are looking for any reason to get him off the ballot, (and rightfully so) even if it’s by finding him mentally incompetent, but every time I hear that, I worry about the ramifications to all his pending legal cases. If he’s considered incompetent to be president, I’m guessing he MIGHT also be found incompetent to stand trial.
 
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VRAMdemon

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hal2kilo said:
Not only does he poop his pants he thinks magnetism goes away when you pour water on a magnet. I shit you not!

Trump presents interesting theory on how magnets work during rally in Iowa | Salon.com

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Didn’t Trump have a hissy fit about the USN using magnets instead of steam to launch planes from aircraft carriers? Basically a rail gun.? Or some shit

What is he blabbering about now? What elevators? Lol ... I am glad I am not in the "purported" John Deere elevator department.

Speaking of metal .... Trump just might think the Iron Dome is literally a big metal dome to cover the US ... lol

https://twitter.com/x/status/1743735150452543497
 
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Fenixgoon

Fenixgoon

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VRAMdemon said:
Here’s another gem from the same speech, where he complains about how he could be in a beautiful place, but he is in Iowa and how he wishes he could be somewhere else beautiful before asking the crowd there in Iowa to vote for him.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1743474191800947045
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how the faithful interpret that:

trump could be in a beautiful place, but instead he's here with us
 
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