The Trump Card

[Fanatical Meat]

Appears to be a real thing. Former President is selling cards to identify who is biggest (bigliest) supporters are.

Weiterleitungshinweis

Seems legit because one card has a spelling mistake.
Also WTF with that Eagle design.

 

[dank69]

"Yeah, what's with that eagle?" you might ask.

Just like "hey, what's with that stage design?"

 

[woolfe9998]

Trump tards now carrying Trump cards? Sounds like the natural order of things.

 

[Motostu]

I wonder if they'll have a secret handshake too.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

"Yeah, what's with that eagle?" you might ask.

Just like "hey, what's with that stage design?"

Exactly

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Every time something more crazy comes up I say “why the fuck weren’t we (AT P&N) not smart enough to do that?
We have graphic artists, I am sure I could get the Former President to sign something and agree to a 40% revenue cut.
We have people who can bulk email
We have people who know how to do targeted marketing
We have accountants & Lawyers

We really could have done something like this and ended up giving very, very little to the get Trump re-elected PAC.

 

[Roger Wilco]

I wouldn't even trade a beat-up charmander for one of these.

 

[balloonshark]

Now whitey can play the racist card.

 

[himkhan]

It turns out that one must relinquish their white conservative victim card first in order to obtain this.

Not likely.

 

[MtnMan]

My spam filter is blowing up with Trump fund-raising crap. I just scan the titles before deleting, but one gets the feeling they are desperate. The count has gone from maybe 4 or 5 a week, to 10 - 15 a day.

Kudos to gmail's spam filter, as that is where 99.9% of it lands.

 

[MtnMan]

Trump tards now carrying Trump cards? Sounds like the natural order of things.

It would not surprise me if some wore it like an employee ID card on a lanyard around their neck.

 

[darkswordsman17]

I'm guessing he hired that dipshit that setup FyreFest? Wasn't that his scam, selling bullshit exclusive things to idiots (I think he literally had some exclusive card club thing exactly like this). Which that was also Turmp's thing I believe (I seem to recall him trying to do that before, selling dinners and other shit that he bailed on) but he managed to fail even worse than they Fyre Fest dipshit at it.

 

[shortylickens]

Cuz theres literally not dozens of ways people show their support visually every day since late 2015?

 

[allisolm]

Every time something more crazy comes up I say “why the fuck weren’t we (AT P&N) not smart enough to do that?
We have graphic artists, I am sure I could get the Former President to sign something and agree to a 40% revenue cut.
We have people who can bulk email
We have people who know how to do targeted marketing
We have accountants & Lawyers

We really could have done something like this and ended up giving very, very little to the get Trump re-elected PAC.

Great idea, as long as I get one of those ''OFFICAL" ones.

 

[Homerboy]

Time to start counterfeiting!

 

[blackangst1]

I lol'd

 

[MrSquished]

so funny, they know they have a cult, so now they need cult carrying card members

 

[Stokely]

Just when you think that dude and his army of looney zealots can't get any more pathetic....

Part of me wishes I'd thought of it, seems like a surefire way to make some money. I'd give all proceeds to the Democratic party and/or various liberal causes.

Trumperwear (underoos for the little Republicans in your life)? Spitballing here.

 

[shortylickens]

Just when you think that dude and his army of looney zealots can't get any more pathetic....

Part of me wishes I'd thought of it, seems like a surefire way to make some money. I'd give all proceeds to the Democratic party and/or various liberal causes.

Trumperwear (underoos for the little Republicans in your life)? Spitballing here.

yeah if you think about it ripping off conservatives is easy, they gladly swallow any kind of crap that appears to be within their horse shit belief system.

 

[cytg111]

laugh it up but all these rabid dogs is just waiting for the right master to come along.
Trumps heart wasnt in it cause that black thing only beats for himself… but understand that the Steven Millers of the world have taken notice of this ripe fruit.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Can you buy Trump arm bands yet?

More grifting. More siphoning cash from wallets. When are the marks going to run out of money?

I'm going with that, however many cards they sell and print, they all have the same ID number on them, because it costs extra to serialize them with custom values.

 

[Greenman]

I wonder if they'll have a secret handshake too.

If they do I'm in. What could be cooler than having a secret handshake? Maybe a secret decoder ring, but that's a tough call.

 

[eelw]

If they do I'm in. What could be cooler than having a secret handshake? Maybe a secret decoder ring, but that's a tough call.

See, doesn't it feel better to admit you're an orange monkey fan 🤣

 

[soundforbjt]

If they do I'm in. What could be cooler than having a secret handshake? Maybe a secret decoder ring, but that's a tough call.

I’ve heard The decoder ring shows the meaning of covfefe .

 

[soundforbjt]

yeah if you think about it ripping off conservatives is easy, they gladly swallow any kind of crap that appears to be within their horse shit belief system.

There’s around 2+million of them stupid enough to subscribe to Fox Nation. Does CNN have a subscription channel?