The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

[Elbryn]

a metal butterknife, a golf umbrella, an ergotron monitor mount (loose not attached) that's a good 20 pounds of metal club, and the electric cord plugged into my cube lights that could be used as a shocking device.

 

[Golgatha]

I can't imagining tea-bagging a zombie is a good idea.

Nom, nom, nom. Mmmmm....ballllz?!

 

[IronWing]

OH SHIT! A shrunken jaguar!

Really shrunk. He weighs in at seven pounds, wet.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

He didn't say I had to look to my left right now.

Gotta think quick where zombies are concerned

 

[vbuggy]

He didn't say I had to look to my left right now.

Gotta think quick where zombies are concerned

Pah, you'll be bitten as you're trekking to get one.

 

[her209]

 

[clamum]

Technically my knife is in my left pocket. Other than that, I get to use a 17" widescreen monitor.

 

[Wyndru]

stainless steel water bottle.

 

[Ethanedd]

Speakers... NUMB-CHUCKS!

Or

Guitar... HAMMER!

Or

NERF GUN

Or

Well I'm leaning on my hand soo.... TASTE FISTS

Or

Monster Energy. Tastes good.

Or

A lamp.

Or

My glasses.

 

[TallBill]

Two wooden chairs, a brick, and a shoe

 

[SSSnail]

A turkey melt, with bacon. Just perfect! I'll make my escape while the zombies feast on my delicious sammich.

 

[TallBill]

A turkey melt, with bacon. Just perfect! I'll make my escape while the zombies feast on my delicious sammich.

Fuck that, I'd eat my sandwich and die happy.

 

[soulcougher73]

Hmm i have a bunch of typical office things. I guess a pen would be the best. Can at least stab them in the eyes with it i suppose. But other than that..yeah im dead.

 

[n7]

Fork and knife...nom nom nom

 

[T_Yamamoto]

anything of those


I'm sick that's why all those tissues are there.
And no that is not lotion, that's steroids for my eczema

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Nice necro btw. I'd pick the umbrella standing there. It beats a pen, notepad, camera lens, or small metal ball.

 

[marvdmartian]

Good thing my 9mm handgun is sitting to my left, or I'd be fawked, eh??

 

[Engineer]

10,000 pound forklift.

 

[DrPizza]

Toilet paper.

I hope zombies have a secret weakness.

 

[lokiju]

The laptop I'm reading this and posting this from.

Lenovo Thinkpad T520.

Might crack a skull if I keep the dock on it

 

[mk]

An alarm clock and an empty cup of coffee. The clock could at least provide some distraction.

 

[rh71]

my 4 year old is standing to my immediate left as I sit at the desk

 

[Argo]

Directv remote. I switch the channel to a zombie movie, and while the zombies are confused I escape...

 

[Born2bwire]

SPOOOOOON!!!!!! caps

 

[CurseTheSky]

Gah, why does it have to be my left? I have a pair of headphones, or a bottle of multi-vitamins.

On the right, on the other hand, I have several pocket knives and multi-tools, my keys, wallet, flashlight, and hand gun (locked up). Plus probably a bunch of other useful stuff.