The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

[AFurryReptile]

What is it?

Inspired by the post here:
http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/a-sign-that-may-help-you-survive-a-zombie-attack-20100912/

Looks like the best I have is a pair of scissors. I might be able to get two or three before I'm overwhelmed.

 

[MJinZ]

Dust Off Duster.

 

[edro]

Calculator...

 

[SunnyD]

Really? That's all I get?

Maybe I get to call in an airstrike or something.

Wait, no. Pandora - I can start playing Thriller. Then I can walk away from the dancing zombie horde.

 

[bignateyk]

My iPhone 4

Looks like I won't be able to make a call for help to save my life

 

[J-Money]

Either a computer chair or my cat.

I'm gonna go with the cat. He is a Bengal so he should do some damage. I've felt it.

 

[rcpratt]

Um, I have a small plastic water cup, a crappy old cell phone, a highlighter, and a small box of paper clips. I guess I'll use the cell phone? I'm screwed.

 

[sandorski]

After looking to my left and seeing what you guys have to yours, I have decided just to give into Zombification.

 

[Uppsala9496]

It's either my cell phone or my english/swedish dictionary. I'd say my prospects are not looking good.
Wait, there is a red pen on the dictionary. That might be the best option.

 

[Arcadio]

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Filing cabinet?

...I'm zombie food.

 

[Homerboy]

I can either use A) a small steno notepad or B) an 18" long stainless steel ruler.
I choose B.

 

[rasczak]

Yea, um, I will be dead. My workphone is not allowed to be used for personal use.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Well, I can either pummel them with a three hole punch or I can drop a small file cabinet on their heads

 

[rivan]

How do zombeis do against a thousand small cuts?

 

[Rhezuss]

An empty cup pf coffee...damn it!

 

[overst33r]

A fat man. That should keep them busy for a while...

 

[Ben90]

If its anything like L4D2, I won't even get hurt in the apocalypse.

 

[Blackjack200]

I'd have to choose between a roll of Scotch Tape, a stapler, some paper clips, and a street sweeper... hey, the water cooler line can get competitive

 

[nageov3t]

a (paper) coffee cup or my ipod.

I'm fucked.

 

[destrekor]

From nearest left to furthest left, I've got nothing.

PC Speaker, tower speaker (at least the small one can be thrown?), TV (good for one dead zombie), and a box fan (maybe another?).

There's a baseball over there somewhere... I've got a good arm but can't guarantee a shot to the face from afar, which is where I'd prefer to be with a baseball.

 

[phoenix79]

I have a hammer, some hard drives, and an old dead precision laptop. I figure I could throw the hard drives and the laptop, then beat them with the hammer. I might survive longer than most of you

 

[Ruptga]

my wife :/

 

[waggy]

my wife :/

well that will give you afew seconds of running time..


to my left. 2 pads of paper and hammer. yeah im screwed.

 

[Jeeebus]

My keys are on the desk to my left. I'm getting the fuck out of here.