The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

MJinZ

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Dust Off Duster.

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SunnyD

Belgian Waffler
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Really? That's all I get?

Maybe I get to call in an airstrike or something.

Wait, no. Pandora - I can start playing Thriller. Then I can walk away from the dancing zombie horde.
 

J-Money

Senior member
Feb 9, 2003
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Either a computer chair or my cat.

I'm gonna go with the cat. He is a Bengal so he should do some damage. I've felt it.
 

rcpratt

Lifer
Jul 2, 2009
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Um, I have a small plastic water cup, a crappy old cell phone, a highlighter, and a small box of paper clips. I guess I'll use the cell phone? I'm screwed.
 

sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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After looking to my left and seeing what you guys have to yours, I have decided just to give into Zombification.
 

Uppsala9496

Diamond Member
Nov 2, 2001
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It's either my cell phone or my english/swedish dictionary. I'd say my prospects are not looking good.
Wait, there is a red pen on the dictionary. That might be the best option.
 

Homerboy

Lifer
Mar 1, 2000
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I can either use A) a small steno notepad or B) an 18" long stainless steel ruler.
I choose B.
 

GuitarDaddy

Lifer
Nov 9, 2004
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Well, I can either pummel them with a three hole punch or I can drop a small file cabinet on their heads
 

Blackjack200

Lifer
May 28, 2007
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I'd have to choose between a roll of Scotch Tape, a stapler, some paper clips, and a street sweeper... hey, the water cooler line can get competitive :D
 

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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From nearest left to furthest left, I've got nothing.

PC Speaker, tower speaker (at least the small one can be thrown?), TV (good for one dead zombie), and a box fan (maybe another?).

There's a baseball over there somewhere... I've got a good arm but can't guarantee a shot to the face from afar, which is where I'd prefer to be with a baseball.
 

phoenix79

Golden Member
Jan 17, 2000
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I have a hammer, some hard drives, and an old dead precision laptop. I figure I could throw the hard drives and the laptop, then beat them with the hammer. I might survive longer than most of you :)
 

Jeeebus

Diamond Member
Aug 29, 2006
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My keys are on the desk to my left. I'm getting the fuck out of here.