Originally posted by: BMW540I6speed
I forgot all about ACORN. What did they do again? Here's a secret I'm not supposed to spill: ACORN is far more important to you guys than to us independents, most democrats and some critical thinking Republicans. It's your obsession, not ours. Ditto Obama's birth certificate, the supposed drive to reinstate the Fairness Doctrine, and the Obama Administration's plans to round up everyone's guns.
I'd never even heard of ACORN until something like a month or two before the election when the wingnuts started to scream about the organization. I must admit I'm a bit confused by the hardon they've got for taking ACORN down. because the sinister organization of their fevered imaginations has nothing to do with the rather benign institution of apolitical do-gooders that I was familiar with. I say all this because before last years Presidential campaign, if you had said to me, "I predict that within a year and a half, the right wing will destroy ACORN," my response would have been: "What the fuck is ACORN?" Democrats get the White House; Republicans get to dance on ACORN's grave.
I have heard from the truth teller Beck that Obama is closely tied with ACORN. Its Obama's ACORN!?!. You've got to admire the planning skills of the man, starting the organization back in 1970 in order to win the 2008 election. Amazing!. Shit, that ain't nothing! He had to plant birth announcements in Honolulu newspapers the day he was born in Kenya!
According to
Wiki Obama, along with a team of other lawyers, served as local counsel for them in 1995 for a voting rights lawsuit they filed that was joined by the Justice Department. In the Democratic primaries in 2008, Obama hired an ACORN affiliate in a get-out-the-vote drive. Obama's campaign did not have any official involvement with them in the general election. This is "closely tied"? Particularly enough to somehow intertwine the criminal actions of ACORN employees to Obama or to call it "Obama's ACORN"? There's some fucking intellectual honesty for ya.
Say Sarah Palin gives a speech at, oh I don't know a FedEx convention, praising the FedEx workers for their excellent work. Say that sometime after she gives this speech, a serial killer is apprehended and convicted, and it turns out he works for FedEx. That would mean that Sarah Palin condones serial killing, right?
I'm sure that's what you'd like to think, that the protests and constant smear attempts are simply honest Americans expressing their frustration at an administration run amok. What we in reality land are seeing, though, is astroturfed corporate-fed PR events, designed to get the GOP back into the offices they so willingly raped over the last decade or so. And when they don't get the numbers they want, they just make up attendance and pretend it's a "mandate".
I notice the GOPers seem to be terribly interested in things scaring the American public. Nay, terrifying us?. I saw a sign at a tea party that read: "The fact that we are not Astroturf scares the living crap out of the socialists".
LOL!, You don't scare "the living crap" out of critical thinking Americans - we don't take you seriously at all. Oh, and we're not "socialists", either - the real socialists seem to take offense at you trying to paint us with that brush. We're shaking in our boots that our plot to unseat democracy is threatened by people with signs. It's cute. Like baby turtle cute.
I've just come from an alternative future, one where ACORNs prostitution ring was not stopped in its tracks by intrepid conservative muckrakers and ACORN was allowed to take over the census. In this fantasy land future, people of this present, Barack Obama rules with an iron fist, where the Americorps, The Salvation Army and ACORN gather up disbelievers to appear before death panels. Health Care is not just rationed, but used to keep people in line. If you voice dissent that means no EKG for you, unless you are an illegal immmigrant, in which case you get not just free health care, but a free car, a free LCD TV and a free XBOX.
So I come from the future to also offer my thanks to Glenn Beck, whos' dedication may prevent such a horrible future from occurring. Now, could someone please point me in the direction of Cyberdyne? Thanks. Apparently, ACORN was the lynchpin which was holding the entire Left together. There's nothing left now but to hand the White House over to Sarah Palin. So ACORN has some legitimacy and corruption troubles amongst their employees. And Glen and the right went after them like hungry dogs and, as a pack, they took down this EVIL Organization like a crippled gazelle and they are now feasting on its entrails. I think Fox 'News' should host a Lets All Suck Off Glen Beck For Overthrowing ACORN Night. I can see Beck raising his sippy-cup to you, fellows! Today Acorn, tomorrow the Hanna Montana Fan Club! The world is your mollusc now! Not only was ACORN pushing child prostitution, the current President of the United States is their pimp. And a damn sneaky one at that. No fur hat, no ostrich feathers, no gold-tipped cane, no diamond grills. no tight asses bitches on his arm...The man ain't even got bling! You'd think he was some sort of lawyerly looking type or some such. Devious fucker.