Stupid jokes that make you laugh anyway

[otispunkmeyer]

This computer's so old, it has a grandmotherboard.

possibly the geekiest crap joke i ever read

 

[biggiesmallz]

more ?

 

[Jynx980]

Originally posted by: madogvt
Saw it here - can't remember who posted it:



What does tuna fish and a priest have in common?


They both come in small cans.

Oh god! Thats terrible!.. and funny

Ill add one:
How do you tell if your friend is gay?
His dick tastes like $hit!

 

[EmoHawk]

very funny, keep them coming.

Why did the woman cross the road?
More to the point what the fvck was she doing out the kitchen?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Soccer55
How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?




Let's go ride our bikes

-Tom

That's my favorite so far

Alright, so a sausage and egg are in a frying pan.
The egg says "Boy, it sure is hot in here."
The sausage says "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor??

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How do you keep ticks off a dog?

Don't let him wear a watch.

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What's the difference between blue and purple?

Her grip.

 

[BriGy86]

how many women does it take to open a beer?

none it should be open by the time she brings it
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how do you fix a womens watch?

you don't theres a clock on the oven
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y are womens feet smaller than mens?

because of evolution so they can stand closer the the kitchen sink

 

[realsup]

Didn't read any of this so repost?

Man walks into a bar.

He says "ouch!"

 

[Martin]

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest says "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"

 

[kermalou]

A priest and a rabbi are sitting there have lunch at a cafe when a 12 year old boy walks by.

the priest says to the rabbi, "Lets go fvck him"

the rabbi responds, "out of what?"

might be a repost from here, just dont remember

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: Semidevil

Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to whiten his clothes?

A: Blee-otch!

haha, that really made me rofl!!!

 

[gabemcg]

Q. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
A. Dam

 

[kermalou]

You know why Mike Tyson's eyes water when he's havin' sex?


Mace!

 

[Fausto]

So one cannibal says to the other "You know, I really hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, then just eat the noodles."

 

[elektrolokomotive]

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?














You can unload one of them with a pitchfork.

 

[weirdichi]

Originally posted by: kermalou
A priest and a rabbi are sitting there have lunch at a cafe when a 12 year old boy walks by.

the priest says to the rabbi, "Lets go fvck him"

the rabbi responds, "out of what?"

might be a repost from here, just dont remember

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

 

[mexkn]

Why was the blond chick's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blond too.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Zanix
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ted Bundy.

Ted Bun..

*stab stab stab*

oh man, i laughed so hard at that one, LOL

 

[Firetower]

Q: Why don't ducks wear underwear?

A: Because their pecker is on their head

 

[BriGy86]

that would go better with wood pecker

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: BriGy86
that would go better with wood pecker

it would also give the joke away

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What would you have if everybody in this country drove an elvis-pink cadillac?

A Pink Car Nation (pink carnation)
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What does a dislexic, agnostic insomniac do?

Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Nate

 

[Martin]

Two peanuts are walking down the street. First peanut says "This is the worst peanut joke I've ever been in."

 

[stupidusmaximus]

i dunno if some1 already posted this...but it doesn't matter....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll-over mud, and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser.

 

[stupidusmaximus]

i dunno if some1 already posted this...but it doesn't matter....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll-over mud, and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser.

*Double posted, delete!

 

[gabemcg]

q: what did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
a: damn!