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Stupid jokes that make you laugh anyway

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Originally posted by: madogvt
Saw it here - can't remember who posted it:



What does tuna fish and a priest have in common?


They both come in small cans.
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Oh god! Thats terrible!.. and funny

Ill add one:
How do you tell if your friend is gay?
His dick tastes like $hit!
 
very funny, keep them coming.

Why did the woman cross the road?
More to the point what the fvck was she doing out the kitchen?
 
Originally posted by: Soccer55
How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?




Let's go ride our bikes

-Tom
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That's my favorite so far 🙂

Alright, so a sausage and egg are in a frying pan.
The egg says "Boy, it sure is hot in here."
The sausage says "Holy crap! A talking egg!"
 
What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor??

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How do you keep ticks off a dog?

Don't let him wear a watch.

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What's the difference between blue and purple?

Her grip.
 
how many women does it take to open a beer?

none it should be open by the time she brings it
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how do you fix a womens watch?

you don't theres a clock on the oven
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y are womens feet smaller than mens?

because of evolution so they can stand closer the the kitchen sink
 
A priest and a rabbi are sitting there have lunch at a cafe when a 12 year old boy walks by.

the priest says to the rabbi, "Lets go fvck him"

the rabbi responds, "out of what?"

might be a repost from here, just dont remember
 
So one cannibal says to the other "You know, I really hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, then just eat the noodles."

😛
 
Originally posted by: kermalou
A priest and a rabbi are sitting there have lunch at a cafe when a 12 year old boy walks by.

the priest says to the rabbi, "Lets go fvck him"

the rabbi responds, "out of what?"

might be a repost from here, just dont remember
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! 😀
 
Originally posted by: BriGy86
that would go better with wood pecker
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it would also give the joke away 😛

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What would you have if everybody in this country drove an elvis-pink cadillac?

A Pink Car Nation (pink carnation)
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What does a dislexic, agnostic insomniac do?

Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Nate
 
i dunno if some1 already posted this...but it doesn't matter....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll-over mud, and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser.
 
i dunno if some1 already posted this...but it doesn't matter....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll-over mud, and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser.

*Double posted, delete!
 
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