Stupid jokes that make you laugh anyway

[KeyserSoze]

Oh man, these are terrible. I wish I had rotten tomatoes to throw at you people.

Make it stop!




(Keep 'em coming.)






KeyserSoze

 

[DJFuji]

i thought the OP had the funniest so far. I'm seriously going to do the starfish thing to my gf when she gets home. And i thought the impatient cow thing was funny.

 

[Fritzo]

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

One of my favorite jokes of all time.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: madogvt
Saw it here - can't remember who posted it:



What does tuna fish and a priest have in common?


They both come in small cans.

jesus dude.....

 

[Mojoed]

A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway.

Ok, I'm weird I guess. Made me chuckle.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Mojoed
Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to whiten his clothes?

A: Blee-otch!

Why did Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

 

[SwiftWind]

Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

 

[iamme]

:laugh: @ all the stupid jokes

 

[Soccer55]

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?




Let's go ride our bikes

-Tom

 

[eakers]

whats orange and sounds like a carrot?

->a parrot.

 

[Evadman]

Future Tip of the dayStarting 1-1-05. Cheer now)

A secretary is not a permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk

 

[BigJ]

A white guy has his girlfriends name tatooe'd on his penis. When it's fully erect it shows her name, Wendy. When flacid it just shows W and Y
So, this guy is at a urinal having a slash when this black guy walks in and stands next to him at another urinal. The guy glances down and sees a W and a Y tatooed on this guys penis
" NO WAY!! " Is your girldfriend called Wendy too?
The Jamaican guy says" No man, mine say, Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day! "

Did you know Spock had 3 ears?

-The left ear, the right ear and the.....Final Front-ear!!!

Did you hear about that bloke who stole a calander?

-He got 12 months!

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Did you know Spock had 3 ears?

-The left ear, the right ear and the.....Final Front-ear!!!

LMAO :laugh::thumbsup::laugh:

 

[Iron Woode]

What goes in pink and hard and comes out soft and wet?





























Bubblegum!

 

[MrCodeDude]

Two fish are in a tank. One goes to another, "Boy, I hope you know how to drive this thing."

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Two fish are in a tank. One goes to another, "Boy, I hope you know how to drive this thing."

I prefer


Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "You shoot, I'll drive"

 

[GiLtY]

A pick up line that'll get you slapped:
"Hey baby, I'll be your snow storm... I'll give you 8 inches and you won't be able to walk out of the house for four to five days"

--GiLtY

 

[acemcmac]

keepem coming!

 

[Tylanner]

What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

 

[Painkiller]

What has two legs and bleeds profusely??





































Half a cat.

 

[acemcmac]

bump for funnyness

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

What's 6 inches long, has a bald head, and drives women crazy?

A hundred dollar bill!

 

[bootymac]

Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A: Phillipe Phlop

LMAO!! I actually said Philipe Phlop in a French accent and I dunno why but it cracks me up

 

[OutHouse]

what is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning?


Goes home

 

[Mojoed]

I came across this one today, thought it was pretty good -

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

:kneeslap;