Stupid jokes that make you laugh anyway

[raanemaan]

What did the beaver say after having $ex for the first time.
































Gee Wally that hurt.

 

[Jeraden]

Saw this posted on here a while back and always got a chuckle out of it...

Q: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle

 

[madogvt]

A couple more I've seen here before:



What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? - Gagged

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire

 

[Crappopotamus]

how do you get pikachu on a bus?

ya poke him on.

 

[DeMeo]

q: How do you get a wich pregnant?

a: you fvck her!

 

[CaptnKirk]

When I leave this earth, I hope I go peacfully in my sleep like my Grandpa . . .
and not screaming and hollering like his passengers.

 

[geecee]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

As in no idea...argh, never mind.

 

[Darthvoy]

I heard this joke on tv a while back.

There are these two old people in a retirement home. The old lady asks the old man, "I bet can tell you your age by grabbing and tingling you nvts." The old man says, "No way!' Then the old lady says, "Yes I really can, let me just show you." The old man finally says "OK" and he pulls his pants down, and she starts grabbing, tingling, and squeezing the old man's nvts. After a while the old lady stops and says "You are 76". The old man looks at her with astonishment and asks her "How do you know I am 76" and she replies "I know because you told me yesterday."

 

[Mucho]

Q. What you call a man with no arms, legs or torso?

A. Dick

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Amol
a couple chuckles

 

[AdamSnow]

"Q: What's green and has wheels?

A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.
"

haha

 

[anxi80]

why do women wear make-up and perfume?


because they're ugly and they stink!

 

[Attrox]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.

What's invisible and smells like curry?
Indian man's fart

Sorry gotta post this one

 

[kevman]

what do you call 20,000 NYC cabbies jumping out of an airplane?

Air pollution...

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Q. What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?

A. line perpendicular to both.

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Or a Tigon or a Liger (depending on which is male/female).

 

[Martin]

[*]Hey budy, why the long face

[*]A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The rabbi says, "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"

[*]A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here". Rope then goes into the washroom and ties itself, goes back to the bar and the bartender asks: "Are you a rope?", rope says "No, I'm a frayed knot".

 

[KC5AV]

A guy walks into a bar... and wakes up in a hospital.
Two guys walk into a bar, which is stupid. The 2nd one should have seen it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come anyway.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef.

 

[StrangeRanger]

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's bed room?


potpouri

j

 

[xcript]

There were two snowmen in a field. One snowman said to the other, "Can you smell carrots?"

 

[CVSiN]

every single one of those jokes sucked... not even a smile.. fvucking lame.. buy better jokes.. or BAN

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: CVSiN
every single one of those jokes sucked... not even a smile.. fvucking lame.. buy better jokes.. or BAN

I guess it takes a certain type of personality to appreciate dry humor. I think most of these are at least mildly amusing.

 

[Zanix]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ted Bundy.

Ted Bun..

*stab stab stab*

 

[kcthomas]

what do you call a bee that makes milk?

-a boobee

how do you attract a bunny

-hide in a bush and make a sound like a carrot

 

[Allio]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A Baby seal walked into a club...

I hear that!

 

[lightpants]

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?





























Dam!