Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump Has "A Dick Like The Mushroom Character From Mario Kart"

[Atreus21]

You thought smearing his accuser was so funny, you did it twice!

I'm terribly sorry. It's hilarious.

 

[Darwin333]

I find it surprising is that anyone cares about Trumps dick.

Well he did make it an issue in one of the presidential debates.

 

[Darwin333]

Poor guy will never live this down, he is forever tainted.

 

[Darwin333]

she's written a book.

have you?

Not to mention, how much class do we expect porn stars to have versus the President?

I especially like the part about it being the least remarkable sex she'd ever had and she has had a ton of sex with a bunch of different partners.

 

[kage69]

Poor guy will never live this down, he is forever tainted.

Your .gif made me remember the laugh I had when Nintendo reacted to the news. Someone in their PR dept deserves a raise.

 

[Ichinisan]

Your .gif made me remember the laugh I had when Nintendo reacted to the news. Someone in their PR dept deserves a raise.

I think that was "Nintendo Life" (not Nintendo).

It's a fan news site/channel with a Twitter account.

 

[kage69]

I think that was "Nintendo Life" (not Nintendo).

It's a fan news site/channel with a Twitter account.

Yep, I stand corrected. As a non-tweeter my review was too cursory and I didn't notice.

Still makes me smile though. The link between Toad and Trump is now forever committed to history.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Yep, I stand corrected. As a non-tweeter my review was too cursory and I didn't notice.

Still makes me smile though. The link between Toad and Trump is now forever committed to history.

Which is why Mario kart is now banished in my house and everyone is considered allergic to mushrooms as far as I’m concerned. Cause someone WILL die if I see them eating one.

 

[Viper1j]

Show that one to Barron and his mother. Lol.

The main reason Barron isn't in public school, is because of the old joke.

"Hey kid, you got any naked pictures of your mother"?

"NO!"

"You want to buy some"?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

she's written a book. hired a ghostwriter

have you?

FTFY. I'd be shocked if she's even read a book.

 

[Darwin333]

Which is why Mario kart is now banished in my house and everyone is considered allergic to mushrooms as far as I’m concerned. Cause someone WILL die if I see them eating one.

I assume because you will get a mental image of one of your family members, maybe even your wife, sucking off Trump?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

I assume because you will get a mental image of one of your family members, maybe even your wife, sucking off Trump?

Well I will NOW.

asshole!

 

[Darwin333]

Your .gif made me remember the laugh I had when Nintendo reacted to the news. Someone in their PR dept deserves a raise.

Well in Trump's favor at least he only has a small dick with a mushroom head who is horrible in bed even with a porn star instead of a freakishly small dick with a mushroom head.

 

[Darwin333]

Well I will NOW.

asshole!

At least I didn't mention that you should remember all of the times that your wife and other family members were thoroughly enjoying mushrooms as if they were sucking off Trump.

I bet your wife has at least once slipped up and said "Oh my god, I just LOVE these mushrooms!"

 

[cytg111]

you guys had to make it weird!

 

[MomentsofSanity]

At least I didn't mention that you should remember all of the times that your wife and other family members were thoroughly enjoying mushrooms as if they were sucking off Trump.

I bet your wife has at least once slipped up and said "Oh my god, I just LOVE these mushrooms!"

She hates mushrooms. But she does loves the c.. never mind.

 

[trenchfoot]

Well I'm think'in Stormy's book is like half of what she could smack Trump over the head with. She probably has a lot more damaging humiliating tidbits that she could smack Trump's overly inflated tender ego with should he declare war with her in public. Intimacy between two morally bankrupt individuals has its own unique set of risks and rewards.

That Trump hasn't been his usual shoot from the lip self in this regard seems to support the notion.

 

[Greenman]

she's written a book.

have you?

She also got pounded in the backside by several different men, have you?

 

[Darwin333]

She hates mushrooms. But she does loves the c.. never mind.

Only when she is around you I bet because she didn't want to make you jealous. You have a kind woman.

 

[Vic]

It's shameful that Democrats are body shaming Trump. It's even more shameful that they're letting Trump trick them so easily into doing so.
Seriously. Fucking morons.

 

[IronWing]

She also got pounded in the backside by several different men, have you?

Proof?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Proof?

Ummm.. can we imbed those kinds of videos here? Cause I will.

 

[kage69]

She also got pounded in the backside by several different men, have you?

"Not true. I have done over 200 movies over last 15 years.Only 1 scene with my husband was anal so get the facts straight. But it doesn’t really matter. She tried using my job as a reason to discredit me. (Consensual) sexual choices does NOT make someone less of a human.

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) May 4, 2018"


I don’t even do anal movies, you ignorant twat. That’s like saying you are known for your beautiful rendition of The Star Spangled Banner. https://t.co/azOOZMDGdw

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) May 4, 2018

 

[zinfamous]

It's shameful that Democrats are body shaming Trump. It's even more shameful that they're letting Trump trick them so easily into doing so.
Seriously. Fucking morons.

I really don't care.

Do you?

 

[shortylickens]

She also got pounded in the backside by several different men, have you?

Didnt I tell you I was in the Navy?