Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump Has "A Dick Like The Mushroom Character From Mario Kart"

[Puffnstuff]

She's a porn star who has zero sex hangups and is 100% open about sex. I'm actually surprised we haven't had a graphic description yet.

This is what comes to my mind....

 

[soundforbjt]

Boy, SNL is going to have some great material when they start back up.

 

[cytg111]

Stormy be like

 

[MomentsofSanity]

bahahahahahaha

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Well played Nintendo Life. Well played.

 

[Viper1j]

Every time I think of a beautiful woman like Melania putting that in her mouth, my brain hurts.

At least I know the going price for a soul these days..

 

[balloonshark]

When you elect a clown expect a circus...

God I miss normal.

 

[Bitek]

OMG... Just... Gross.

He's so foul

 

[kage69]

So maybe I was wrong, he's not packing a baby carrot, it's more like a Babybel cheese wheel?

Probably how he gets away without using condoms, sounds like Tiny might be unable of actually wearing one. The women probably pity him, and know by his bloated corpulent exterior it'll likely be over quick.

A "millimeter peter" would help explain the constant rage and fragile ego. Probably the NDAs too.

 

[Moonbeam]

A "millimeter peter" would help explain the constant rage and fragile ego. Probably the NDAs too.

Short fuse?

 

[kage69]

Short fuse?

If Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dipshit are any indication, I'd say the projectiles are of the same quality as the fuse.

 

[Greenman]

I find it surprising is that anyone cares about Trumps dick.

 

[IronWing]

I find it surprising is that anyone cares about Trumps dick.

It drives his decision making. “What would my dick do?” The answer, every time, is, “f’ things up, badly.”

 

[homebrew2ny]

Stay classy Stormy...

 

[sportage]

Well. if it took $139 thousand to keep her quiet, I wonder how much it took for her to even consider "doing it" with Mario Don in the first place?
With a wee wee like THAT, your gonna be paying Stormy's premium rates.
So.... THIS is how sex works with the very very rich? Hmmmm.

 

[kage69]

Sounds like more locker room talk to me. And we all know Dump supporters are perfectly fine with locker room talk.

Sorry El Presidente Porcini, but your feelings? We shall move on them like a bitch.

 

[soundforbjt]

Wonder if Trump will tweet about this? lol

 

[UberNeuman]

Wonder if Trump will tweet about this? lol

"LIES! It's all LIES! It's not true! Just ask Ivanka!"

 

[MomentsofSanity]

"LIES! It's all LIES! It's not true! Just ask Ivanka!"

That’s still better than a dick pic...

 

[soundforbjt]

"LIES! It's all LIES! It's not true! Just ask Ivanka!"

Wonder if it's hereditary, maybe Jr's girlfriend will weigh in, she likes to show dick pics to everyone.

 

[Muse]

If there's one thing I hope to never see it's Trump's dick. His face is disgusting enough.

 

[bbhaag]

I find it surprising is that anyone cares about Trumps dick.

Haha you're kidding right? Democrats across the internet are going bananas over this. So many puns and off colored jokes have been typed it's absurd.
Let me put it this way man, they're about obsessed over this as most Republicans were about the blue dress.

 

[kage69]

Haha you're kidding right? Democrats across the internet are going bananas over this. So many puns and off colored jokes have been typed it's absurd.
Let me put it this way man, they're about obsessed over this as most Republicans were about the blue dress.

Sounds like someone forgot all about that burning dumpster fire that was the GOP primary season.

I disagree about the reaction online. While republicans did have a creepy fixation on Clinton's semen and where it went, what's happening now with Dump's mushroom is somewhere between disgust and hilarity, think blue waffle. Neither Monica nor Bill ever approached the level of foulness that is Trump. Remember, he has to pay women to fuck him.

 

[soundforbjt]

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat mushrooms again...

 

[UberNeuman]

Stay classy Stormy...

said Donald breathlessly as he pushed his mushroomed member into her love chamber, as his wife and new born son sat across town and wondered where Father was at. If only they knew what Husband and Father was doing at that moment and who he was in.

/go screw with your false piety....