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Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump Has "A Dick Like The Mushroom Character From Mario Kart"

That's why Toad says "I'm the best!" whenever he wins a round in Mario Kart 64 battle mode (or wins a race, or a cup). He gets it from Trump.

 
interchange said:
This is just dumb and better left unsaid. I think we're better off focusing our frustrations on the November election, protests, letters to our representatives, etc. instead of what Trump's dick looks like.
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trump's an entertainer - this is entertaining

you know with absolute certainty there's a discussion (which deserves to be recorded) in the white house press office about issuing a statement
 
TMI? 😱🙄😎

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
 
interchange said:
This is just dumb and better left unsaid. I think we're better off focusing our frustrations on the November election, protests, letters to our representatives, etc. instead of what Trump's dick looks like.
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She's a porn star who has zero sex hangups and is 100% open about sex. I'm actually surprised we haven't had a graphic description yet.
 
Stokely said:
........."yeti pubes"............ ?

I don't want to know.
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As a child I was already pegged with having an very active and creative imagination. So true to form I engaged my limitless imagination with that description of hers in mind and I lol'd and I lol'd.

I think she is literally a literary genius for the way she describes Trump's genital attributes and needs to have an award bestowed upon her and her talents in this regard. 😉
 
interchange said:
This is just dumb and better left unsaid. I think we're better off focusing our frustrations on the November election, protests, letters to our representatives, etc. instead of what Trump's dick looks like.
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Seems to me the ineluctable result of electing a pig to be POTUS. So much of his stick is based on the humiliation of others. I find myself in agreement with your post while I laugh my ass off.
 
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