Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump Has "A Dick Like The Mushroom Character From Mario Kart"

[NTMBK]

https://kotaku.com/stormy-daniels-says-donald-trump-has-a-dick-like-the-m-1829130895

Just sharing the horror.

 

[HomerJS]

Ultimate paradox. World's biggest dick has a small penis

 

[ch33zw1z]

ugh, guess i'm packing up mariokart until i can clear that image from my mind.

 

[fskimospy]

So super white with red spots?

Go to a doctor, Don.

 

[cytg111]

https://kotaku.com/stormy-daniels-says-donald-trump-has-a-dick-like-the-m-1829130895

Just sharing the horror.

lol brutal..... hahahaha

 

[interchange]

This is just dumb and better left unsaid. I think we're better off focusing our frustrations on the November election, protests, letters to our representatives, etc. instead of what Trump's dick looks like.

 

[Viper1j]

Donny won't like being outed like this.. Waiting for the tweetstorm.

 

[Ichinisan]

That's why Toad says "I'm the best!" whenever he wins a round in Mario Kart 64 battle mode (or wins a race, or a cup). He gets it from Trump.

 

[PottedMeat]

This is just dumb and better left unsaid. I think we're better off focusing our frustrations on the November election, protests, letters to our representatives, etc. instead of what Trump's dick looks like.

trump's an entertainer - this is entertaining

you know with absolute certainty there's a discussion (which deserves to be recorded) in the white house press office about issuing a statement

 

[Stokely]

........."yeti pubes"............ ?

I don't want to know.

 

[Perknose]

TMI?

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

 

[imported_tajmahal]

a repost, but be proud of it.
https://forums.anandtech.com/thread...e-mushroom-character-from-mario-kart.2554148/

 

[mikeymikec]

Hopefully he doesn't have any other fungi-related attributes, otherwise it may be harder to be rid of him than most people expect.

E.g.:
https://www.oglaf.com/hypoxia/
(NSFW)

 

[mikeymikec]

Someone has to hack the sound system at Trump's next rally and play Mario Kart themes with the odd 'yahooo!' thrown into the mix.

 

[umbrella39]

What a shame...

 

[MomentsofSanity]

All I can think about now...

 

[trenchfoot]

What a shame...

I see what you did there you coy morbidly humorous fellow you.

 

[Amused]

This is just dumb and better left unsaid. I think we're better off focusing our frustrations on the November election, protests, letters to our representatives, etc. instead of what Trump's dick looks like.

She's a porn star who has zero sex hangups and is 100% open about sex. I'm actually surprised we haven't had a graphic description yet.

 

[trenchfoot]

........."yeti pubes"............ ?

I don't want to know.

As a child I was already pegged with having an very active and creative imagination. So true to form I engaged my limitless imagination with that description of hers in mind and I lol'd and I lol'd.

I think she is literally a literary genius for the way she describes Trump's genital attributes and needs to have an award bestowed upon her and her talents in this regard.

 

[Homerboy]

a repost, but be proud of it.
https://forums.anandtech.com/thread...e-mushroom-character-from-mario-kart.2554148/

huh?

 

[zinfamous]

It wasn't the first, and certainly never will be the last time that Donald was or is known as Toad.

 

[zinfamous]

........."yeti pubes"............ ?

I don't want to know.

long, white, and matted with moss?

 

[WelshBloke]

I've clearly picked a terrible week to cut back on the booze!

 

[Moonbeam]

This is just dumb and better left unsaid. I think we're better off focusing our frustrations on the November election, protests, letters to our representatives, etc. instead of what Trump's dick looks like.

Seems to me the ineluctable result of electing a pig to be POTUS. So much of his stick is based on the humiliation of others. I find myself in agreement with your post while I laugh my ass off.

 

[luv2liv]

i think everyone pretty much knew it's the real reason why the Dump has been envious of Obama.