So I had a vasectomy on Friday...

[IndyJaws]

For anyone considering it, it's less painful than having your teeth cleaned.

My main advice is to make sure you chill out on the couch for a couple of days. I did it on a Friday. Went to my daughter's basketball game on Saturday morning. Big mistake...swelling. Put the package of frozen peas on the boys the rest of the day.

Sunday morning, went grocery shopping with the wife (who had no sympathy for the whole thing (she had a baby and was back at work in 2 days...no lie)). Not a good decision...swelling came back.

Took Monday off...good call there. No swelling and got to play on the PC all day.

Tuesday...back at work. The boys were not too happy with the extra motion. It would have been no issue had I chilled on the couch all weekend.

Bottom line...if you do the snip-snip...chill out for at least two days.

And...it was the easiest thing I've ever done...for those who have wondered about it...

 

[thescreensavers]

why, why , why, god made you that way

 

[amdhunter]

The woman should be the one tying the tubes. But thats just my opinion.

 

[Goosemaster]

pew! pew! pew!

 

[z0mb13]

another one bites the dust

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
The woman should be the one tying the tubes. But thats just my opinion.

??? Are you that dumb?

For a woman to get her tubes tied it is a major procedure. For a vasectomy it is a local and a little cut. Then you go home.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
The woman should be the one tying the tubes. But thats just my opinion.

Thankfully so, because you're wrong.

EDIT: Too bad you came back.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
The woman should be the one tying the tubes. But thats just my opinion.

alpha male attitude. :roll:

 

[InlineFive]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
The woman should be the one tying the tubes. But thats just my opinion.

Go back to your hole.

 

[Jeff7]

A man complaining about swelling in his crotch. I never thought I'd see the day.

 

[aidanjm]

I assume you already have more than enough children. So I guess you took the responsible course of action.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My wife is pushing me to have this done. Quite frankly, I dread it...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: amdhunter
The woman should be the one tying the tubes. But thats just my opinion.

alpha stupid attitude. :roll:

fixed

 

[halik]

why would anyone wanna do that?

 

[krunchykrome]

And to think, if you would have only waited a few more months, you could have just avoided chopping your balls off and just start taking the male contraceptive pill.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
And to think, if you would have only waited a few more months, you could have just avoided chopping your balls off and just start taking the male contraceptive pill.

no ball chopping occurred.

 

[halik]

oh for the record,
your wife had you neutered

<nelson/> HA HA!

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My wife is pushing me to have this done. Quite frankly, I dread it...

In all honesty, I dont think you would need to go through with the surgury considering the countless hours you spend riding on that uncomfortable looking seat on your bike.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
And to think, if you would have only waited a few more months, you could have just avoided chopping your balls off and just start taking the male contraceptive pill.

no ball chopping occurred.

From a males perspective, that is always something pleasant to hear.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
The woman should be the one tying the tubes. But thats just my opinion.

yeah. lets make the women have a surgery that has far more risk then a vesectomy just so they do not bruise your frigile male ego.


with a vesectomy its out-patient operation. nothing to it at all.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My wife is pushing me to have this done. Quite frankly, I dread it...

i had it done about 6 months ago. its not that bad. it really hurts for a day or so. though don't do anything stupid like jump off a curb. i did that not thinking and it hurt like hell.

 

[anxi80]

so you going to join choir now and sing soprano?

 

[Tiamat]

I hear it is "easily" reversible in case you decide to have children again.

Much safer and easier than getting the lady to cut/tie her tubes.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
I hear it is "easily" reversible in case you decide to have children again.

I've heard the opposite...

Hell I'd get one right now if that were true.

 

[Leros]

Ive always wondered. After a vasectomy, do you still ejaculate? or does your semen just not contain any sperm?