So I ask my wife to sort my socks....

[SWScorch]

your joke sucked because it never explicitly declared that you asked her for a three-way with her mother; it simply alluded to the fact that you thought her reaction was worse than IF you had asked for said three-way.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

He ASKED her to sort his socks, he did not demand it or order her to do it......there is a big difference and this has nothing to do with feminism. Maybe she was already doing laundry and she just dumped his socks in the bakset and he asked since he as busy doing all the crap on his Sundaymorning Honey-Do list.

We don't know this.

His way of "asking" may be: "Bitch! Sort my fcking socks or I'll slap you!"


Oh, and sort your own socks.

 

[Ausm]

Well you have one up on me...my Ex never washed my clothes. She used to bitch how I folded them and I said fvck you do it yourself if you don't like it

Ausm

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What is it with women??!!! She looked at me like I asked her to have a THREE WAY with her MOTHER!!!!









No..wait...wait....it was even WORSE than that!!!

Why did you ask her to sort your socks?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
your joke sucked because it never explicitly declared that you asked her for a three-way with her mother; it simply alluded to the fact that you thought her reaction was worse than IF you had asked for said three-way.

It wasn't my joke, it was from Emo Phillips. The guy is a genius:

Here's some samples

 

[cosine17]

just sit her down and say. i think we are being a little petty here arent we? and if she says no and gets offended. divorce her, cause itll never get any better.