So I ask my wife to sort my socks....

[0roo0roo]

u fool, u dont ask. u leave it out and don't touch it until it bugs her..and she decides to do it herself.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What is it with women??!!! She looked at me like I asked her to have a THREE WAY with her MOTHER!!!!









No..wait...wait....it was even WORSE than that!!!

explain to her that WIFE = Wash, Iron, Fvuk, Etc. And this falls under the Etc. category


then duck and cover.

so.....if the wife is SUPPOSED To do all the washing, ironing, etc....

why duck and cover? hmmmmmmm?

haha. i think you are taking this thread a little too seriously.

and duck and cover cuz she's gonna bring out her wrath on you once you say that (just to spell it out for you )

edit : and DAMN right she is SUPPOSED to do all that...

I'm just pointing out flaw in your plan!

 

[cmv]

Originally posted by: sat
Oh the other rant - what is it with women getting married in their upper 30s and *demanding* to have a baby right away? WTF is up with that?

Biological clock? Seriously, the risks for complication are much lower in that age range. If they wait a few years, maybe they won't be able to have a baby or the baby or the mother will have problems.

So marry a younger woman! Problem solved.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: shilala
Throw her down the cellar steps, she'll come right around to your way of thinking.

If not, just throw her down again until she gets the message. :thumbsup:

 

[Fritzo]

My GOD people! This was a joke I heard on the radio!!! You were supposed to go "OMG!!!! HE ASKED HIS WIFE FOR A THREEWAY WITH HER MOTHER!!!" What on earth have you turned it into???!!!!! :Q

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

He ASKED her to sort his socks, he did not demand it or order her to do it......there is a big difference and this has nothing to do with feminism. Maybe she was already doing laundry and she just dumped his socks in the bakset and he asked since he as busy doing all the crap on his Sundaymorning Honey-Do list.

There are some things that one person doesn't ask another person to do for them.Sorting of socks is one of them.

or sorting their undies/boxers/briefs/panties

Exactly, I don't expect my SO to deal with laundrying my fine washables.

I call them my untouchables.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My GOD people! This was a joke I heard on the radio!!! You were supposed to go "OMG!!!! HE ASKED HIS WIFE FOR A THREEWAY WITH HER MOTHER!!!" What on earth have you turned it into???!!!!! :Q

And a three-way has what wrong with it?

 

[Ronstang]

Well, don't become a comedian because your delivery sucks.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My GOD people! This was a joke I heard on the radio!!! You were supposed to go "OMG!!!! HE ASKED HIS WIFE FOR A THREEWAY WITH HER MOTHER!!!" What on earth have you turned it into???!!!!! :Q

And a three-way has what wrong with it?

That is wrong on so many levels!

Even more so if it includes the daughter and mother..ewwwww

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Tell her to shut up and give you a sandwhich and a BJ.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Tell her to shut up and give you a sandwhich and a BJ.

and you are single right?

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My GOD people! This was a joke I heard on the radio!!! You were supposed to go "OMG!!!! HE ASKED HIS WIFE FOR A THREEWAY WITH HER MOTHER!!!" What on earth have you turned it into???!!!!! :Q

Hahah I get it, wait, you got :camera:'s of the mother-in law?

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Well, don't become a comedian because your delivery sucks.

:thumbsup:

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

And that was a sad sad day

heh...and you are probably one of those deluded males who think a wife only belongs in the kitchen.....

There is alot more to housework then just cooking and dishes

Also if she stays in the kitchen how can she bring me a beer when I am watching the game?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

And that was a sad sad day

heh...and you are probably one of those deluded males who think a wife only belongs in the kitchen.....

There is alot more to housework then just cooking and dishes

Also if she stays in the kitchen how can she bring me a beer when I am watching the game?

So basically...what you want isn't a wife...what you want is a servant.

i do hope you can afford to pay them a decent salary!

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Jero
So basically...what you want isn't a wife...what you want is a servant.
i do hope you can afford to pay them a decent salary!

OK, I'll do it this is getting pathetic. These comments aren't serious, they're all egging you on and you're following the stupid comments like a donkey following the carrot on a string.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Jero
So basically...what you want isn't a wife...what you want is a servant.
i do hope you can afford to pay them a decent salary!

OK, I'll do it this is getting pathetic. These comments aren't serious, they're all egging you on and you're following the stupid comments like a donkey following the carrot on a string.

rotfl.....

and you think my comments are serious?

Please prefer to my sig.

Damn some of you guys really don't know when i'm joking around.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

maybe you should re-read your first few comments (I didn't read the entire thread).

 

[Fingers]

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

Yeah it's now their role to change the oil in the car and cut the grass, right....

Believe that when I see it. Equal rights my ass, just created a double standard. They can still slap you without any negative outcome, you hit them back you're going to jail.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
maybe you should re-read your first few comments (I didn't read the entire thread).

i did. what's your point?

i'm not completely suprised though....some of my closest friends don't know when i'm joking and when i'm serious.

i guess my sense of humor is constantly given (say....80 percent of the time) in a serious tone.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Fingers

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

Yeah it's now their role to change the oil in the car and cut the grass, right....

Believe that when I see it. Equal rights my ass, just created a double standard. They can still slap you without any negative outcome, you hit them back you're going to jail.

like said either in this thread or another...

some women want their cake and eat it too

 

[SuepaFly]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Give her the same reaction the next time she asks you to mow the lawn or wash the car.

tried it... the whole double standards thing kicked in.

The difference is that his fvcking socks do not NEED to be sorted. I don't sort my socks. If she doesn't sort hers, it's kind of like "Hey honey, can you please measure the comforter so it hangs over the bed exactly 4 inches on each side? Thanks!".

Don't be an idiot, you married her. I'm sure there are many things she will do for you that you would not do for her.

 

[b0mbrman]

So I ask my wife to sort my socks...if you know what I mean <nudge> <nudge>

 

[FrustratedUser]

We need :camera:s to make a fair judgement.

 

[Freejack2]

You probably would have been better off asking your socks to sort your wife. Nothing would have happened and your wife wouldn't be pissed at you.