So I ask my wife to sort my socks....

[OffTopic1]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Give her the same reaction the next time she asks you to mow the lawn or wash the car.

tried it... the whole double standards thing kicked in.

And you have only been married a few months.....you are in for a life of hell if you don't learn how to deal with this kind of crap NOW.

I'm not even marry yet, and the gf wouldn't do it. She rarely do the laundry (even her own), and forget the cooking (she cooked twice in a year, and they were out of bags/cans). However, threatens to cut off the sex work some of the time.

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

And that was a sad sad day

heh...and you are probably one of those deluded males who think a wife only belongs in the kitchen.....

Ha ha, yeah that makes me laugh, the guys who think that. I mean, how' she going to clean the house if she can't leave the kitchen?

 

[darkeneddays]

Start all your requests with "Damnit woman..." and wear a dirty wifebeater while holding a beer.
This may only work in the south so YMMV,

 

[sat]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What is it with women??!!! She looked at me like I asked her to have a THREE WAY with her MOTHER!!!!

My friend tells me this is exactly why he doesnt date (I quote) "American bitch women, who will bait you in and then enslave you" - he said that EXACTLY the way I typed it here.

Anyway I think he is right. Women (mind you, *I* didnt single out American women) have become very career minded these days, and end up going home after competing with other men all damn day at work. And then COMPETE with their husbands.

Oh the other rant - what is it with women getting married in their upper 30s and *demanding* to have a baby right away? WTF is up with that?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Women do NOT need a driver's license

there's no road between the bedroom and kitchen

 

[geckojohn]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Give her the same reaction the next time she asks you to mow the lawn or wash the car.

tried it... the whole double standards thing kicked in.

And you have only been married a few months.....you are in for a life of hell if you don't learn how to deal with this kind of crap NOW.

words of wisdom

Make her sort your socks... it sounds like you're getting whipped!

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Women do NOT need a driver's license

there's no road between the bedroom and kitchen

I think you are going to need a time-machine.

There is no way you will find a woman who truly believes she only needs to go to the bedroom and kitchen in this day and age.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Women do NOT need a driver's license

there's no road between the bedroom and kitchen

I think you are going to need a time-machine.

There is no way you will find a woman who truly believes she only needs to go to the bedroom and kitchen in this day and age.

That's why you get one of those subservient women.

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Women do NOT need a driver's license

there's no road between the bedroom and kitchen

I think you are going to need a time-machine.

There is no way you will find a woman who truly believes she only needs to go to the bedroom and kitchen in this day and age.

That's why you get one of those subservient women.

bride.ru?

 

[Fritzo]

Wow...you guys are dense

The joke was, her reaction was WORSE than when I asked her for a three way with her mom. Get it?

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Martin

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Women do NOT need a driver's license

there's no road between the bedroom and kitchen

I think you are going to need a time-machine.

There is no way you will find a woman who truly believes she only needs to go to the bedroom and kitchen in this day and age.

That's why you get one of those subservient women.

bride.ru?

I was thinking more in line with bride.tw or bride.cn ?

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Wow...you guys are dense

The joke was, her reaction was WORSE than when I asked her for a three way with her mom. Get it?

All we're telling you is set her in her place.

I'm sure you are giving her the sausage and bringing home the bacon.
Unless......

 

[Baked]

Another reason to have extramarital afair.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Jero
let me guess....a sheep in the kitchen, a lady in the living room, and a tiger in the sack?

sounds good to me...

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: tami
sort your own socks.

word...

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: Martin

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Women do NOT need a driver's license

there's no road between the bedroom and kitchen

I think you are going to need a time-machine.

There is no way you will find a woman who truly believes she only needs to go to the bedroom and kitchen in this day and age.

That's why you get one of those subservient women.

bride.ru?

I was thinking more in line with bride.tw or bride.cn ?

All I can say to that is that you will have a very unexciting marriage if you have a woman like that.

A healthy marriage is where both of you keep each other on your toes.

If there is nothing new coming out of her (ie, she doesn't grow) or she is very timid...I bet that you'll find her extremely boring and complain that she is just cold.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: tami
sort your own socks.

word...

GET BACK IN YOUR PLACE WOMAN~!

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Jero
let me guess....a sheep in the kitchen, a lady in the living room, and a tiger in the sack?

sounds good to me...

find an greek woman. Ever seen the movie "my greek wedding"?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

He ASKED her to sort his socks, he did not demand it or order her to do it......there is a big difference and this has nothing to do with feminism. Maybe she was already doing laundry and she just dumped his socks in the bakset and he asked since he as busy doing all the crap on his Sundaymorning Honey-Do list.

There are some things that one person doesn't ask another person to do for them.Sorting of socks is one of them.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

He ASKED her to sort his socks, he did not demand it or order her to do it......there is a big difference and this has nothing to do with feminism. Maybe she was already doing laundry and she just dumped his socks in the bakset and he asked since he as busy doing all the crap on his Sundaymorning Honey-Do list.

There are some things that one person doesn't ask another person to do for them.Sorting of socks is one of them.

or sorting their undies/boxers/briefs/panties

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

He ASKED her to sort his socks, he did not demand it or order her to do it......there is a big difference and this has nothing to do with feminism. Maybe she was already doing laundry and she just dumped his socks in the bakset and he asked since he as busy doing all the crap on his Sundaymorning Honey-Do list.

There are some things that one person doesn't ask another person to do for them.Sorting of socks is one of them.

or sorting their undies/boxers/briefs/panties

Exactly, I don't expect my SO to deal with laundrying my fine washables.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What is it with women??!!! She looked at me like I asked her to have a THREE WAY with her MOTHER!!!!









No..wait...wait....it was even WORSE than that!!!

explain to her that WIFE = Wash, Iron, Fvuk, Etc. And this falls under the Etc. category


then duck and cover.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What is it with women??!!! She looked at me like I asked her to have a THREE WAY with her MOTHER!!!!









No..wait...wait....it was even WORSE than that!!!

explain to her that WIFE = Wash, Iron, Fvuk, Etc. And this falls under the Etc. category


then duck and cover.

so.....if the wife is SUPPOSED To do all the washing, ironing, etc....

why duck and cover? hmmmmmmm?

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: tami
sort your own socks.

hahaha, man that was a good one:beer:

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What is it with women??!!! She looked at me like I asked her to have a THREE WAY with her MOTHER!!!!









No..wait...wait....it was even WORSE than that!!!

explain to her that WIFE = Wash, Iron, Fvuk, Etc. And this falls under the Etc. category


then duck and cover.

so.....if the wife is SUPPOSED To do all the washing, ironing, etc....

why duck and cover? hmmmmmmm?

haha. i think you are taking this thread a little too seriously.

and duck and cover cuz she's gonna bring out her wrath on you once you say that (just to spell it out for you )

edit : and DAMN right she is SUPPOSED to do all that...