So I ask my wife to sort my socks....

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: MisterCornell
My Mom sorts my socks when I go home. I would hope that my future wife would do that too.

Lol same here, im in college right now and lets just say we dont keep up the apt as well as my mom does...I hope its not going to be like that when i get married - wife flips out at every chore lol....

 

[imthebadguy]

ask hey abt the 3 way then report back

 

[Juice Box]

pics of the wife would help too

 

[Ornery]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My GOD people! This was a joke I heard on the radio!!! You were supposed to go "OMG!!!! HE ASKED HIS WIFE FOR A THREEWAY WITH HER MOTHER!!!" What on earth have you turned it into???!!!!! :Q

PICS of her mom... please?

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
u fool, u dont ask. u leave it out and don't touch it until it bugs her..and she decides to do it herself.

This works for me.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

And that was a sad sad day

heh...and you are probably one of those deluded males who think a wife only belongs in the kitchen.....

Are your washer, dryer and ironing board in the kitchen?

 

[Lord Evermore]

This thread should be renamed "examples of humor not working in text-mode".

 

[aidanjm]

poor baby

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What is it with women??!!! She looked at me like I asked her to have a THREE WAY with her MOTHER!!!!









No..wait...wait....it was even WORSE than that!!!

Why can't you do it yourself?

 

[Peetoeng]

When her friends come to visit, wear mismatched socks. When they notice, just act nonchalantly. And hopefully, your wife would get the message.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Give her the same reaction the next time she asks you to mow the lawn or wash the car.

tried it... the whole double standards thing kicked in.

And you have only been married a few months.....you are in for a life of hell if you don't learn how to deal with this kind of crap NOW.

relax, I was just trying to be teh funnay. She does sort my socks and I do the lawnmowing without griping. The only thing I bitch about is doing the dishes but she finally succumbed to the idea that we'll just let the dishwasher run.

 

[SSP]

Skoorb effect: Enabled

 

[FoBoT]

what is "sort socks" ?

i just dump all my socks into a drawer

 

[EyeMWing]

who the fvck has socks to sort? 157934643284327 identical white pairs, 1 black pair. How difficult is it to keep the two black ones together and just toss the white ones in a drawer and pick two at random?

 

[Tom]

Why don't you get her Mom to sort your socks ?



nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Well, don't become a comedian because your delivery sucks.

:thumbsup:

It works better when spoken

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Fingers

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

Yeah it's now their role to change the oil in the car and cut the grass, right....

Believe that when I see it. Equal rights my ass, just created a double standard. They can still slap you without any negative outcome, you hit them back you're going to jail.

like said either in this thread or another...

some women want their cake and eat it too

But do they cook it?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Peetoeng

When her friends come to visit, wear mismatched socks. When they notice, just act nonchalantly. And hopefully, your wife would get the message.

what message is that? if my friends were staring at my SO's ankles I'd think they were pretty weird,lol !

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Jero
You think just because your married that she automatically will do all the manual labour around the house?

That ended with the rise of feminism and equal rights.

And that was a sad sad day

heh...and you are probably one of those deluded males who think a wife only belongs in the kitchen.....

There is alot more to housework then just cooking and dishes

Also if she stays in the kitchen how can she bring me a beer when I am watching the game?

So basically...what you want isn't a wife...what you want is a servant.

i do hope you can afford to pay them a decent salary!

We take it out i trade!

Now my wife does do the house work and stays home with the kids, I help around the house but usually I doing the outside stuff. I am the one who takes out the garbage and I also do laundry on occasion.

I have been teaching the boy to fetch me beer though and that is working pretty well

 

[rezinn]

Originally posted by: OffTopic
I'm not even marry yet, and the gf wouldn't do it. She rarely do the laundry (even her own), and forget the cooking (she cooked twice in a year, and they were out of bags/cans). However, threatens to cut off the sex work some of the time.

Wtf?

And there's no problem with sorting socks in my relationship. She will wash them and do whatever else I normally ask. For those of you that find that shocking - I do the same thing for her sometimes, willingly without being asked. I couldn't see not being willing to do something so trivial for your spouse under normal circumstances.

 

[tomstevens26]

Originally posted by: Jero
There is no way you will find a woman who truly believes she only needs to go to the bedroom and kitchen in this day and age.

Well you're wrong there.

Buddy of mine has a wife that does whatever she's told. She doesn't work or do anything outside of the home. Dinner's ready when he gets home, laundry done (and socks sorted I'm sure ), house kept clean, etc. Just the way she does everything he says pisses me off everytime I'm around them...



but only because I'm jealous and want to know his secret!

Tom

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What is it with women??!!! She looked at me like I asked her to have a THREE WAY with her MOTHER!!!!









No..wait...wait....it was even WORSE than that!!!

:camera: pics?

 

[Mathlete]

This reminds me of a bad joke

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?






Nothing. You already told her to sort the socks once!

 

[bozack]

for the longest time I wouldn't let my wife sort my socks, underwear or tee shirts....she got so mad that I didn't let her that she almost yelled at me to let her do it ....

I am guessing it was reverse psychology of a sort...but then again I am still picky about how things are done.

 

[eakers]

Oh the other rant - what is it with women getting married in their upper 30s and *demanding* to have a baby right away? WTF is up with that?

you are kidding right?

if they waited much longer they WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HAVE KIDS. :roll: