So i apparently licked my fiancee's face last night in my sleep

[aphex]

When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Anyway, recently I think i've been doing things in my sleep again. I woke up the other day with a really bad pain in my right leg, had a nice bruise. When i went downstairs, the coffee table (which is the exact height of my bruise) was moved a good 6-7 feet from where it normally is. Not really sure what i was doing.

Fast forward to today, my fiancee calls me from work (she's up and at work before i usually wake up on days I don't have class) and she's laughing so hard it was difficult to understand. Anyway, she proceeds to tell me in the middle of the night, i rolled over and started licking, yes licking her face and asking "Do you want me to do it again?"

Hah, WTF was i doing? I vaguely recall having some weird dream, but WTF...!!!

 

[acemcmac]

hahaha

 

[pontifex]

lol

 

[ch33zw1z]

tryin to get some booty it sounds like...

 

[Syringer]

You didn't notice the fur on your tongue in the morning?

 

[Tchen811]

I had a roommate in college who sleepwalks. There was one time when he actually went out side of our apartment and locked himself out of the main door. I had to wake up in the middle of the night to let him in.

 

[saymyname]

OMG

 

[Xyo II]

That was funny as hell. hahahhaha

 

[blue1friday2]

Crazy! Actually the other morning when I woke up my bf was sleeping with his eyes open... not as wierd as the face licking, but somewhat creepy.

 

[InlineFive]

Originally posted by: blue1friday2
Crazy! Actually the other morning when I woke up my bf was sleeping with his eyes open... not as wierd as the face licking, but somewhat creepy.

That's even creepier, I'd much rather have my SO lick my face.

 

[cessna152]

Did she like it?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: cessna152
Did she like it?

she never said, she had to hang up the phone because she was laughing so hard at work.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

 

[Lash444]

<----------sleeps with his eyes partially open. I get the "you freaked me the hell out" thing quite a bit. People sit there and talk to you for quite awhile before they realize that you arent responding. Then they dont know if you are dead or what.

 

[spaceman]

youre fvcked up.

 

[saymyname]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

That's wrong on so many levels.

 

[Lash444]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: cessna152
Did she like it?

she never said, she had to hang up the phone because she was laughing so hard at work.

Heh, well maybe she put you to good use. Maybe what you ended up licking is what shes laughing about so hard.

 

[lokiju]

LMAO!

My fiancee told me I rolled over and my hand landed on her boob and I started squeezing it!

 

[dennilfloss]

So she got a licking, did she keep on ticking?

 

[blue1friday2]

Originally posted by: Lash444
<----------sleeps with his eyes partially open. I get the "you freaked me the hell out" thing quite a bit. People sit there and talk to you for quite awhile before they realize that you arent responding. Then they dont know if you are dead or what.

Yeah his eyes were only open a slit and he totally looked like he would be dead if it weren't for his super-loud mouth breathing.:Q

 

[Riverhound777]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

I have a friend who pisses on random things when he gets wasted. He has pissed on everything from his computer chair, to his dresser drawer, to his GFs purse. After peeing on the purse he proceded to use it as a pillow...

One time he was at a friends house sitting in the living room. He had been sitting there getting wasted for some time without anyone really noticing. Apparently he reached "The piss drunk point" and proceeded to stand up, go over to a sliding glass door, and drop trow. After pissing on the glass door in front of everyone, he went back to the couch and passed out.

 

[ColdFusion718]

You've got a good woman with a sense of humor like that. I had an episode similar to something like that and she freaked out and got angry WTF?

 

[goodoptics]

11/10

 

[cessna152]

Originally posted by: lokiju
LMAO!

My fiancee told me I rolled over and my hand landed on her boob and I started squeezing it!

Conditioned reaction?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: goodoptics
11/10

Hey now, i'm not going around putting fractions in your threads. 1.1 man, just 1.1.