So i apparently licked my fiancee's face last night in my sleep

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Riverhound777

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

I have a friend who pisses on random things when he gets wasted. He has pissed on everything from his computer chair, to his dresser drawer, to his GFs purse. After peeing on the purse he proceded to use it as a pillow...

One time he was at a friends house sitting in the living room. He had been sitting there getting wasted for some time without anyone really noticing. Apparently he reached "The piss drunk point" and proceeded to stand up, go over to a sliding glass door, and drop trow. After pissing on the glass door in front of everyone, he went back to the couch and passed out.

WTF?

 

[fbrdphreak]

Nice!

Not really sleepwalking, but my roommate in college a couple years ago was so drunk that when he got up to puke in the bathroom, he went into the wrong room in our suite, climbed into an empty bed in one of our suitemate's room, slept there till morning, and woke up after I left. So with no keys to our room (I had no idea where he went, woke up and he was gone), he had to go downstairs to the 24 hour desk in his boxers to get a key

I think he learned a lesson that night

 

[misle]

Originally posted by: cessna152

Originally posted by: lokiju
LMAO!

My fiancee told me I rolled over and my hand landed on her boob and I started squeezing it!

Conditioned reaction?

I did that in my sleep once. I guess it went on for a while because I got my gf worked up enough that she wanted to have sex, but when she rolled over, I was laying there asleep. She told me the next morning and I asked, "Why didn't you wake me up!"

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Riverhound777

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

I have a friend who pisses on random things when he gets wasted. He has pissed on everything from his computer chair, to his dresser drawer, to his GFs purse. After peeing on the purse he proceded to use it as a pillow...

One time he was at a friends house sitting in the living room. He had been sitting there getting wasted for some time without anyone really noticing. Apparently he reached "The piss drunk point" and proceeded to stand up, go over to a sliding glass door, and drop trow. After pissing on the glass door in front of everyone, he went back to the couch and passed out.

I think someone needs to learn their limit!

 

[KillerAngel]

Quality thread here, through and through.

 

[Shawn]

You have a brain tumor.

 

[JulesMaximus]

This thread is just begging for a parody...

*Must resist urge!*

 

[j00fek]

:camera:'s?

 

[Umberger]

Originally posted by: Lash444

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: cessna152
Did she like it?

she never said, she had to hang up the phone because she was laughing so hard at work.

Heh, well maybe she put you to good use. Maybe what you ended up licking is what shes laughing about so hard.

LOL!

 

[ivol07]

A couple weeks ago I woke up and I was groping my wifes ass. She says she wasn't aware of it, but when we woke up in the morning....well let's just say it was a good morning.

:thumbsup: for night groping!

 

[BobDaMenkey]

This thread has been awesome. Unfortunately I don't have any crazy drunken/sleepwalking stories to add myself.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Anyway, recently I think i've been doing things in my sleep again. I woke up the other day with a really bad pain in my right leg, had a nice bruise. When i went downstairs, the coffee table (which is the exact height of my bruise) was moved a good 6-7 feet from where it normally is. Not really sure what i was doing.

Fast forward to today, my fiancee calls me from work (she's up and at work before i usually wake up on days I don't have class) and she's laughing so hard it was difficult to understand. Anyway, she proceeds to tell me in the middle of the night, i rolled over and started licking, yes licking her face and asking "Do you want me to do it again?"

Hah, WTF was i doing? I vaguely recall having some weird dream, but WTF...!!!

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

I had a room mate that did something similar, luckily it was in his own room. We had friends over that night and were drinking and everyone went there ways and went to bed. I got up the next morning and smelled something akin to what bigfoots taint must smell like.
I search around thinking somone yakked in the apt, but I couldn't find anything. when I passed my roommates door I figured out where the smell was coming from. I knocked and went in to make sure he was ok.
At some point he had woken up or was dreaming and got out of bed, took a giant crap in the middle of his room on the floor, He must of puked in his shoes at the same time because they were right next to the poop pile. I woke him up and told him to clean his mess up. He cleaned it up but the room still stunk. When he opened his closet, that's where he had the beer sh!ts.

 

[newParadigm]

I once woke up in my kitchen with the fridge open. I have no idea how long I was standing there. Prolly wasted a few kwh's though. No night groping stories for me though .

 

[DainBramaged]

lmao

 

[waggy]

My wife's little sister stays with us on occasion (when the home gets bad). anyway one night i heard something downstairs. i go down to find her laying on the middle of the floor naked. This was in the middle of the winter and we keep it rather cold. Also we have hardwood floors. So the floor gets very cold.

poor girl was shivering so i grabed a blanket and covered her.

another time she tried to take a bath in the middle of the night. she went in and started the bath got undressed and sat on the toilet. where we found her in the morning with the tub over flowing =(


scares me to think if she tries to go outside sometime.

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahaha

 

[Kadarin]

Great thread! :thumbsup:

 

[SSP]

LMAO!

At least you didn't say "Do you want me to do it again, Ron?"

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

I had a room mate that did something similar, luckily it was in his own room. We had friends over that night and were drinking and everyone went there ways and went to bed. I got up the next morning and smelled something akin to what bigfoots taint must smell like.
I search around thinking somone yakked in the apt, but I couldn't find anything. when I passed my roommates door I figured out where the smell was coming from. I knocked and went in to make sure he was ok.
At some point he had woken up or was dreaming and got out of bed, took a giant crap in the middle of his room on the floor, He must of puked in his shoes at the same time because they were right next to the poop pile. I woke him up and told him to clean his mess up. He cleaned it up but the room still stunk. When he opened his closet, that's where he had the beer sh!ts.

Ugh.

 

[EvilYoda]

I used to pee in the bathtub when I was sleepwalking as a kid...but your story's hilarious, that'll be something for the two of you to talk about for quite some time.

 

[Riverhound777]

Originally posted by: waggy
My wife's little sister stays with us on occasion (when the home gets bad). anyway one night i heard something downstairs. i go down to find her laying on the middle of the floor naked. This was in the middle of the winter and we keep it rather cold. Also we have hardwood floors. So the floor gets very cold.

poor girl was shivering so i grabed a blanket and covered her.

another time she tried to take a bath in the middle of the night. she went in and started the bath got undressed and sat on the toilet. where we found her in the morning with the tub over flowing =(


scares me to think if she tries to go outside sometime.

That reminds me of another funny story about the same friend on mine who pisses all over the place. One time he got drunk at a friends house and decided that he didn't smell very good. So he went upstairs and jumped in the shower... with all his clothes on. He came downstairs soaking wet like nothing had happened. Good times.

 

[conehead433]

I just recently have had some experience with sleepwalking, something I never did as a child. Apparently while sleepwalking I have fallen down the steps going into my home theater room. Luckily I didn't break anything and only had a minor bruise or two. Another time I apparently knocked down a lamp and the worst that I have done was waking up one morning to discover that I had knocked down an entire audio/video rack that held my receiver, dvd player, etc. in the same home theater room. Fortuantely it all still worked after I redid it. I concluded that my sleepwalking was directly related to the urge to go to the bathroom during the night but failing to actually wake up before attempting to find the bathroom. I say attempting to find the bathroom because that is what I can remember trying to do while sleepwalking. I would be blindly hugging the walls feeling my way around the room trying to find the door opening, in this case the steps leading out of my home theater room. Additionally I believe there may be somewhat of a relation between drinking alcohol and sleepwalking, although none of my episodes were in a drunken stupor or anything like that. Supposedly doctors can prescribe certain sedatives you take before bedtime that may stop you from sleepwalking. I haven't been to a doctor, but I have recently cut out drinking altogether, and I had to quit sleeping on the bed I have in the home theater room. Sadly, unless I physically damage something, knock a lamp down, etc., I am usually totally unaware that I have been sleepwalking. It's really a weird disorder if you could call it that.

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: waggy
My wife's little sister stays with us on occasion (when the home gets bad). anyway one night i heard something downstairs. i go down to find her laying on the middle of the floor naked. This was in the middle of the winter and we keep it rather cold. Also we have hardwood floors. So the floor gets very cold.

poor girl was shivering so i grabed a blanket and covered her.

another time she tried to take a bath in the middle of the night. she went in and started the bath got undressed and sat on the toilet. where we found her in the morning with the tub over flowing =(


scares me to think if she tries to go outside sometime.

I bet some sicko is going to ask for Pics, now.

Perverts....

 

[DrPizza]

Proper response? "That's weird. Last night, you were talking in your sleep. You kept saying "quit licking my face and... I think you dreamed that I was licking your face."