So i apparently licked my fiancee's face last night in my sleep

[UncleWai]

Tmr you will toss her a salad.

 

[Compton]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
Tmr you will toss her a salad.

:Q

 

[wazzledoozle]

Originally posted by: Syringer
You didn't notice the fur on your tongue in the morning?

ROFL!!!

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

I had a room mate that did something similar, luckily it was in his own room. We had friends over that night and were drinking and everyone went there ways and went to bed. I got up the next morning and smelled something akin to what bigfoots taint must smell like.
I search around thinking somone yakked in the apt, but I couldn't find anything. when I passed my roommates door I figured out where the smell was coming from. I knocked and went in to make sure he was ok.
At some point he had woken up or was dreaming and got out of bed, took a giant crap in the middle of his room on the floor, He must of puked in his shoes at the same time because they were right next to the poop pile. I woke him up and told him to clean his mess up. He cleaned it up but the room still stunk. When he opened his closet, that's where he had the beer sh!ts.

WOW...I can't even imagine waking up to that.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I have an embarrassing story which is nowhere this cool.
I had passed out after smoking way too much pot and just, fatigue in general.
This idiot 'friend' decides it will be funny to grope my balls and record my face on video.

I saw the video: I enjoyed it in my sleep.

 

[RallyMaster]

lol!

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I have an embarrassing story which is nowhere this cool.
I had passed out after smoking way too much pot and just, fatigue in general.
This idiot 'friend' decides it will be funny to grope my balls and record my face on video.

I saw the video: I enjoyed it in my sleep.

Says more about your friend than you I would have to say...

What kind of straight guy gropes a guy's balls in the first place???

 

[Zenmervolt]

I sleepwalk when I get stressed and have a lot to do. Once back in HS my parents found me at 3:00 am or so, typing a report on the computer. I was asleep at the time and had finished the real report earlier that night. I wish they'd have saved the paper I typed while asleep just for fun.

ZV

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: aphex
Anyway, she proceeds to tell me in the middle of the night, i rolled over and started licking, yes licking her face and asking "Do you want me to do it again?"

Hah, WTF was i doing? I vaguely recall having some weird dream, but WTF...!!!

Licking box?

 

[0roo0roo]

be happy u didn't mention some chicks name