So i apparently licked my fiancee's face last night in my sleep

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
hahaha

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: waggy
My wife's little sister stays with us on occasion (when the home gets bad). anyway one night i heard something downstairs. i go down to find her laying on the middle of the floor naked. This was in the middle of the winter and we keep it rather cold. Also we have hardwood floors. So the floor gets very cold.

poor girl was shivering so i grabed a blanket and covered her.

another time she tried to take a bath in the middle of the night. she went in and started the bath got undressed and sat on the toilet. where we found her in the morning with the tub over flowing =(


scares me to think if she tries to go outside sometime.

PICS?!?!?

Wait...age of said little sister, please...I need to know if request above needs to be retracted.

heh the first one she was around 8. the last one with the bathtub was 2 weeks ago =(

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: waggy
My wife's little sister stays with us on occasion (when the home gets bad). anyway one night i heard something downstairs. i go down to find her laying on the middle of the floor naked. This was in the middle of the winter and we keep it rather cold. Also we have hardwood floors. So the floor gets very cold.

poor girl was shivering so i grabed a blanket and covered her.

another time she tried to take a bath in the middle of the night. she went in and started the bath got undressed and sat on the toilet. where we found her in the morning with the tub over flowing =(


scares me to think if she tries to go outside sometime.

I bet some sicko is going to ask for Pics, now.

Perverts....

heh the first one she was around 8. the last one with the bathtub was 2 weeks ago =(

Hmm...how much time has passed between the two events? How old is she NOW?!?!?!?

Does the little sister remember these events at all? It must be very awkward for several days when she knows you have seen her nekkid.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: waggy
My wife's little sister stays with us on occasion (when the home gets bad). anyway one night i heard something downstairs. i go down to find her laying on the middle of the floor naked. This was in the middle of the winter and we keep it rather cold. Also we have hardwood floors. So the floor gets very cold.

poor girl was shivering so i grabed a blanket and covered her.

another time she tried to take a bath in the middle of the night. she went in and started the bath got undressed and sat on the toilet. where we found her in the morning with the tub over flowing =(


scares me to think if she tries to go outside sometime.

PICS?!?!?

Wait...age of said little sister, please...I need to know if request above needs to be retracted.

heh the first one she was around 8. the last one with the bathtub was 2 weeks ago =(

Hmm...how much time has passed between the two events? How old is she NOW?!?!?!?

Does the little sister remember these events at all? It must be very awkward for several days when she knows you have seen her nekkid.

oops i had it in but then corrected some grammer and must have deleted it. She is 13 now.

the last time she was groggy for a few minutes. took both me and my wife to get her back to her bed. yeah the next morning she was a little embarased but now we joke about it heh.

 

[Mday]

would've been funnier ifyou didnt add face to the topic...

then we would be asking WHERE WERE YOU LICKING HER!



=p

lolz

 

[tbike06]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
This thread is just begging for a parody...

*Must resist urge!*

Only if you want to end up like dug777.. :brokenheart:

but :laugh: at this thread

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Anyway, recently I think i've been doing things in my sleep again. I woke up the other day with a really bad pain in my right leg, had a nice bruise. When i went downstairs, the coffee table (which is the exact height of my bruise) was moved a good 6-7 feet from where it normally is. Not really sure what i was doing.

Fast forward to today, my fiancee calls me from work (she's up and at work before i usually wake up on days I don't have class) and she's laughing so hard it was difficult to understand. Anyway, she proceeds to tell me in the middle of the night, i rolled over and started licking, yes licking her face and asking "Do you want me to do it again?"

Hah, WTF was i doing? I vaguely recall having some weird dream, but WTF...!!!

Heck, my dog licks my face every day.

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: altonb1

Does the little sister remember these events at all? It must be very awkward for several days when she knows you have seen her nekkid.

oops i had it in but then corrected some grammer and must have deleted it. She is 13 now.

the last time she was groggy for a few minutes. took both me and my wife to get her back to her bed. yeah the next morning she was a little embarased but now we joke about it heh.

Previous posts have been edited.

 

[Fritzo]

My wife woke up suddenly screaming from a nightmare some years ago and instantly punched me in the nads.

True story. Nothing like being in a deep sleep and then coughing up your testicles because "the tree monster was going to eat her friend's tuna sandwich".

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My wife woke up suddenly screaming from a nightmare some years ago and instantly punched me in the nads.

True story. Nothing like being in a deep sleep and then coughing up your testicles because "the tree monster was going to eat her friend's tuna sandwich".

Now that's just silly.

Everyone knows that tree monsters don't like tuna sandwiches. They prefer ham and cheese or chicken salad.

 

[eelw]

I wonder where the licking would have proceeded on to if she let continue?

 

[crumpet19]

I was told that one night i was asleep and mumbled "mmm, pie." I then sat straight up, loudly said, "shvt! there's no pie!" and fell back to the bed and sleep.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: aphex
Anyway, she proceeds to tell me in the middle of the night, i rolled over and started licking, yes licking her face and asking "Do you want me to do it again?"

Originally posted by: crumpet19
I was told that one night i was asleep and mumbled "mmm, pie." I then sat straight up, loudly said, "shvt! there's no pie!" and fell back to the bed and sleep.

LMFAO

 

[imported_bum]

Originally posted by: crumpet19
I was told that one night i was asleep and mumbled "mmm, pie." I then sat straight up, loudly said, "shvt! there's no pie!" and fell back to the bed and sleep.

LOL


God dammit, now I want some pie.

 

[alien42]

this thread is :laugh:

 

[ballmode]

pic of fiance?

 

[n7]

Great thread.

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: waggy
oops i had it in but then corrected some grammer and must have deleted it. She is 13 now.

the last time she was groggy for a few minutes. took both me and my wife to get her back to her bed. yeah the next morning she was a little embarased but now we joke about it heh.

Wow that's such a big difference in ages between your wife and her sister.

By the way, this thread is awesome.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My wife woke up suddenly screaming from a nightmare some years ago and instantly punched me in the nads.

True story. Nothing like being in a deep sleep and then coughing up your testicles because "the tree monster was going to eat her friend's tuna sandwich".

lmao.

:laugh:

 

[jagec]

Sleepwalking/talking is awesome when it happens to someone else:laugh:

I don't do it much, but one time it was kind of scary. I was in the middle of a MASSIVE roadtrip (ended up doing 14,000 miles in a month). Me and a friend were sleeping in the car, at a rest stop. I half-woke up in the middle of the night, in a panic because I thought we'd stopped in the middle of the freeway and were going to get hit. I proceed to fish around for the car keys, START THE CAR, and drive it down the parking lot and come to a rest in the middle of the entrance ramp back to the freeway. I couldn't see jack because the windows were all fogged up and I was still half-asleep (in my sleeping bag...in a manual transmission car), but I was totally panicked. At that point I finally became aware of what I was doing, waited for the defogger to clear the windows, and parked the car back in a spot. From then on, I made sure to hide the keys every time we had to sleep in the car. I think my friend still doesn't know about it...

 

[judasmachine]

you have a good woman that can laugh it off like that. my ex once told me i was playing with her breasts for like an hour, and when she finally awoke enough to tell me to stop she realized i was still asleep.

 

[themusgrat]

Love the thread.

Apparently, as a child, I liked to start random things while sleepwalking. I went around a flushed every toilet in the house once, another time, I put in a load of laundry in the dryer. Not as funny as licking though

 

[aidanjm]

hot!

 

[SZLiao214]

Originally posted by: Riverhound777

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: aphex
When i was little, i used to sleepwalk quite often. I would end up in my parents room, the bathroom, etc.. One time i even pissed my parents closet because i thought it was a bathroom. Yea, stupid, i know.

Hahaha. This just reminds me of one time where me and a bunch of friends got drunk at a party. Afterwards, with us all passed out downstairs, one of em gets up to go to the bathroom, except he walks into the parents room, with hte parents sleeping in there and proceeds to open their closet and start clearing space.

Of course the parents wake up and are like wtf, "can we help you?" The drunk responds with, "No, I'm ok," and continues to make room to go to the bathroom. The dad gets up and throws him out of the room, and he hasn't had the balls to come back there since.

I have a friend who pisses on random things when he gets wasted. He has pissed on everything from his computer chair, to his dresser drawer, to his GFs purse. After peeing on the purse he proceded to use it as a pillow...

One time he was at a friends house sitting in the living room. He had been sitting there getting wasted for some time without anyone really noticing. Apparently he reached "The piss drunk point" and proceeded to stand up, go over to a sliding glass door, and drop trow. After pissing on the glass door in front of everyone, he went back to the couch and passed out.

New version of the term piss drunk?