slightlyhuman
Lifer
- Oct 9, 1999
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younger girls these days can get a man in trouble.
it's ri god damn diculous how they dress.
HELL, after getting pulled in from wakeskating yesterday, there are 3 girls sitting there on the dock just kickin it. they all look at least 20. i walk up to them after face planting trying a varial and asked how old they were. one was 18, one was 17 and one was about to be 17. i just told them good day and went on my way but the 18 yo got my number.
god, i love being single.
it's ri god damn diculous how they dress.
HELL, after getting pulled in from wakeskating yesterday, there are 3 girls sitting there on the dock just kickin it. they all look at least 20. i walk up to them after face planting trying a varial and asked how old they were. one was 18, one was 17 and one was about to be 17. i just told them good day and went on my way but the 18 yo got my number.
god, i love being single.
For my girlfriend's birthday I just took the candles from my 21st a few months ago and switched the numbers around.
nakedfrog
No Lifer
- Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Megatomic
Bingo. My girl is 11 and looks older by a few years. When she's 15 or 16 I'm buying a gun.Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Nah, that's not so bad.
Until it's MY daughter
I think I'm gonna get the gun at 12-13. And a few knives, swords, and sharpening utensils.
If there's grass on the field....
Seriously though, I don't remember girls being hot when I wasin school. Sure there were one or 2 of them that were tall and had some definition of womanhood, but cripes. There tons of girls that are 12 or 13 nowadays that have the body of a 21 year old and they show it off like 21 year olds to. I was at the pool with my kids this weekend and there was chick there that had on a micro bikini. I was in 7th heaven watching her untill I was told she was 14. I felt like a dirty old man. I had been looking for that long, why stop now.
Seriously though, I don't remember girls being hot when I wasin school. Sure there were one or 2 of them that were tall and had some definition of womanhood, but cripes. There tons of girls that are 12 or 13 nowadays that have the body of a 21 year old and they show it off like 21 year olds to. I was at the pool with my kids this weekend and there was chick there that had on a micro bikini. I was in 7th heaven watching her untill I was told she was 14. I felt like a dirty old man. I had been looking for that long, why stop now.
Megatomic
Lifer
- Nov 9, 2000
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I've been working out to be more physically intimidating. The wife says I'm acting too mean though, she got the same deal from her dad when she was a girl. But that didn't stop me!!!Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Bingo. My girl is 11 and looks older by a few years. When she's 15 or 16 I'm buying a gun.Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Nah, that's not so bad.
Until it's MY daughter
I think I'm gonna get the gun at 12-13. And a few knives, swords, and sharpening utensils.
People regularly stopped me on the street and asked me to buy them alcohol starting at age 12. I was mistaken for a teacher in junior high by school visitors, as a NARC in h.s., and as a professor when I was a freshman in college. And I was kicked off a bus for "posing as a child" at age 10, even though I had ID to prove my age So I tend to forgive the seedy fossils that hit on me around that age
So I tend to forgive the seedy fossils that hit on me around that age This entire thread amuses me.
I'm glad I have a few more years until this sh1t can really start to worry me.
I'm glad I have a few more years until this sh1t can really start to worry me.
Don't feel disgusted. You were only attracted when you thought she was older (aka old enough). That shows you're just fine.
Also, I find that a good number of girls these days look older than they are, even when modestly (or even conservatively) dressed. There's this one girl who's a friend of mine (she's like a little sister) who's 17 (I'm 21. she's waaaay too young), but when I first met her (a year ago), I assumed she was 19 or 20 just by how she looked (and she was modestly dressed. but she's tall, and looks mature), until I asked "So, how old are you? 19? 20?" and she said, "Umm...16." and that settled it. she was waaaaaaaay too young. I make a policy of not even checking out jailbait.
Also, I find that a good number of girls these days look older than they are, even when modestly (or even conservatively) dressed. There's this one girl who's a friend of mine (she's like a little sister) who's 17 (I'm 21. she's waaaay too young), but when I first met her (a year ago), I assumed she was 19 or 20 just by how she looked (and she was modestly dressed. but she's tall, and looks mature), until I asked "So, how old are you? 19? 20?" and she said, "Umm...16." and that settled it. she was waaaaaaaay too young. I make a policy of not even checking out jailbait.
Similar situation last night. I'm 40yrs old and coach my 8 year old son's baseball team. Usually enjoy checking out the mothers of all the kids, last night see a new face on the other team's sideline, shorts, tight tee shirt, hot and really cute. Looks young but I'm thinking she's probably 30, definitely could have an 8 year old playing in the game.
Walked on their side of the field to caoch 3rd base, heard someone say to her "hey, heard you got your license the other day, congratulations, how does it feel to be able to drive".
Gulp. Girl was 17.
Walked on their side of the field to caoch 3rd base, heard someone say to her "hey, heard you got your license the other day, congratulations, how does it feel to be able to drive".
Gulp. Girl was 17.
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