Semen Cookbook.. I have now seen everything

[bignateyk]

I might buy this book and put it on my shelf with the other cookbooks. I'll start hosting lots of dinner parties and see if anyone notices it, and whether they continue eating their meal or not.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I might buy this book and put it on my shelf with the other cookbooks. I'll start hosting lots of dinner parties and see if anyone notices it, and whether they continue eating their meal or not.

Based on your avatar, you are too old and are probably shooting blanks anyway.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I might buy this book and put it on my shelf with the other cookbooks. I'll start hosting lots of dinner parties and see if anyone notices it, and whether they continue eating their meal or not.

Based on your avatar, you are too old and are probably shooting blanks anyway.

If you had read the previews for the book, it clearly states that no sperm is necessary for the tasty goodness that is semen. SO NAHHH!

 

[DrPizza]

I'm surprised no one has claimed Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it online.

Had my mod hat on, trying to decide if I should lock this tasteless topic or not.

 

[Modelworks]

I don't think it will be on Oprah's book club.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I'm surprised no one has claimed Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it online.

Had my mod hat on, trying to decide if I should lock this tasteless topic or not.

According to the Author ...

the taste of semen is complex and dynamic

Far from tasteless.




EDIT: and might I add... would you rather if this thread was tasteful?

 

[BudAshes]

This sounds like something casiotech would create.

 

[venkman]

*imagines milking factory*



*vomits*



*imagines milking factory with hot pr0n stars doing the milking*

*intrigued*

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: BudAshes
"Float semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a splendid finishing touch to this popular drink."

Please excuse me while I go vomit.

Sounds good (no homo)





I kid...I kid... :laugh:

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Modelworks
I don't think it will be on Oprah's book club.

srsly

She's a lesbian.

 

[Eli]

WTF????????????

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Oh jesus. So now I guess cooking really is a couples' activity.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I'm surprised no one has claimed Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it online.

Had my mod hat on, trying to decide if I should lock this tasteless topic or not.

According to the Author ...

the taste of semen is complex and dynamic

Far from tasteless.

EDIT: and might I add... would you rather if this thread was tasteful?

Damn you! You didn't fall into my trap. (concerning taste)

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I'm surprised no one has claimed Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it online.

Had my mod hat on, trying to decide if I should lock this tasteless topic or not.

According to the Author ...

the taste of semen is complex and dynamic

Far from tasteless.

EDIT: and might I add... would you rather if this thread was tasteful?

Damn you! You didn't fall into my trap. (concerning taste)

I almost wrote "Far From tasteless, IMHO" at the end of the post but then I quickly realized what I was about to say... A minute or two later I realized it would have been much funnier to ask if you'd rather it more tasteful.

 

[DangerAardvark]

That's sick. You don't cook semen, you eat right out of the container.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
That's sick. You don't cook semen, you eat right out of the container.

well done.

 

[sao123]

If amazon dont carry it, it aint a real book.

 

[dmw16]

Seriously!?

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: sao123
If amazon dont carry it, it aint a real book.

maybe you only get it as a special request.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
That's sick. You don't cook semen, you eat right out of the container.

FTW

 

[DomS]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA "I recently served the Flan to some of my neighbors, they tried and tried but just could not guess what that zest was."

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: DomS
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA "I recently served the Flan to some of my neighbors, they tried and tried but just could not guess what that zest was."

Hey... I think I know the perfect gift for your new girlfriend.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

holy crap!

 

[FDF12389]

This is now on its way to my ex girlfriends parents house. And Im pretty sure when her mom tells her she got a box, she'll say open it up and tell me what it is mom.

 

[Iron Woode]

gives a whole new meaning to "sloppy seconds".

on another note: this reminds me of an old porn movie called Barbara Broadcast that featured real hand-tossed salad dressing.