Semen Cookbook.. I have now seen everything

[IHateMyJob2004]

THis is the perfect x-mas gift for my wife!

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
holy crap!

close

 

[RU482]

semen with a side of Vagina Cottage Cheese

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: redly1
semen with a side of Vagina Cottage Cheese

yep... someone was going to take it there.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: dNor
Are there horse semen recipes?!?!

I didn't think any of the replies would surprise me much. Thanks for proving me wrong. :laugh:

 

[zinfamous]

no, now you've seen everything

 

[PHiuR]

this will make a good present....

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: jonks
So what wine goes with semen? Or does that depend on what the semen producer ate before delivering the sample? Hmm, I sense a cottage industry.

Now I must go puke.

I hear garlic is a no-no for post-splooge gustation.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: jonks
So what wine goes with semen? Or does that depend on what the semen producer ate before delivering the sample? Hmm, I sense a cottage industry.

Now I must go puke.

I hear garlic is a no-no for post-splooge gustation.

well unless a slight garlic note is needed for the dish...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: jonks
So what wine goes with semen? Or does that depend on what the semen producer ate before delivering the sample? Hmm, I sense a cottage industry.

Now I must go puke.

I hear garlic is a no-no for post-splooge gustation.

well unless a slight garlic note is needed for the dish...

Oh, I just meant that it is known to create a rather distasteful flavor for the..."receiver." meaning, garlic does not quite process equally through all tubes.

Think: asparagus....

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: jonks
So what wine goes with semen? Or does that depend on what the semen producer ate before delivering the sample? Hmm, I sense a cottage industry.

Now I must go puke.

I hear garlic is a no-no for post-splooge gustation.

well unless a slight garlic note is needed for the dish...

Oh, I just meant that it is known to create a rather distasteful flavor for the..."receiver." meaning, garlic does not quite process equally through all tubes.

Think: asparagus....

thanks for the heads-up! i'll keep that in mind when i do some "cooking"

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: jonks
So what wine goes with semen? Or does that depend on what the semen producer ate before delivering the sample? Hmm, I sense a cottage industry.

Now I must go puke.

I hear garlic is a no-no for post-splooge gustation.

well unless a slight garlic note is needed for the dish...

Oh, I just meant that it is known to create a rather distasteful flavor for the..."receiver." meaning, garlic does not quite process equally through all tubes.

Think: asparagus....

thanks for the heads-up! i'll keep that in mind when i do some "cooking"

ATOT... Always helpful.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: jonks
So what wine goes with semen? Or does that depend on what the semen producer ate before delivering the sample? Hmm, I sense a cottage industry.

Now I must go puke.

I hear garlic is a no-no for post-splooge gustation.

well unless a slight garlic note is needed for the dish...

Oh, I just meant that it is known to create a rather distasteful flavor for the..."receiver." meaning, garlic does not quite process equally through all tubes.

Think: asparagus....

thanks for the heads-up! i'll keep that in mind when i do some "cooking"

You're name is quite appropriate when I think this thread + cooking....

 

[TallBill]

Worst I've seen was placenta Pâté on some tv show.

 

[zerocool84]

I'm dating some girl that loves semen in her mouth so maybe I should buy her this for xmas but make sure she never cooks for me

 

[sandorski]

Oh, you haven't seen everything yet.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Worst I've seen was placenta Pâté on some tv show.

I've seen people eat rocky mountain oysters in real life.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Hmm, I think I'll skip the company Christmas dinner this year...

 

[TheVrolok]

You WOULD start this thread.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: TallBill
Worst I've seen was placenta Pâté on some tv show.

I've seen people eat rocky mountain oysters in real life.

I've eaten them in real life. They're deliscious.

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Can this ingredient be bought in bulk?

Cartman managed that once.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok
You WOULD start this thread.

Like you wouldn't have...

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I'm surprised no one has claimed Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it online.

Had my mod hat on, trying to decide if I should lock this tasteless topic or not.

According to the Author ...

the taste of semen is complex and dynamic

Far from tasteless.




EDIT: and might I add... would you rather if this thread was tasteful?

You beat me to it.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Chef's note: Keep a small container in the freezer and simply add into the container every morning and then return it to the freezer. This way you will always have sufficient amounts of semen for cooking. By saving seamen in this manner, you can quickly begin experimenting with the recipes that require larger quantities. Also, the frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones.

:Q

 

[Fritzo]

I've seen some movies where women are eating this stuff like crazy. It must be delicious or something.