Semen Cookbook.. I have now seen everything

[DirtMcGirt]

But why?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: DirtMcGirt
But why?

Because you're French and want to try something other than snails and frog legs for a change? :disgust:

 

[wwswimming]

i was so hoping this was a book about the Navy or Merchant Marine &
someone had just made a spelling error.

why not a cook book about vaginal mucus ? i understand some women excrete
it in quite large volumes.

Jamba Juice doesn't call it Peach Pleasure for nothing !

 

[James Bond]

Oh my dear god. Everyone please take a moment to go read some of the new reviews for the book. Here are a couple:

"Highly recommended!! I made the Ribs w/ Tangy BBQ sauce for a party last weekend. Wow. They were finger lickin' good. My girlfriend couldn't get enough of them. We washed them down with Donkey Punch, another crowd pleaser."

"Wow, I can't beleive I finally found a book like this! It's awesome. I'm always looking for ways to be healthy, natural and green, and this helps me with all 3. My boyfriend Andy is busy getting dinner ready now - he never liked cooking before we read this book. Now Andy and I are cooking together every night! Thanks Natural Harvest."

 

[Cattlegod]

im not even going to comment in this thread

 

[jonks]

So say you're eating at a friend's house, which book would you want them to serve you from, the one in question or this one?

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: jonks
So say you're eating at a friend's house, which book would you want them to serve you from, the one in question or this one?

I guess that depends on who's seme--

You know what, just give me the damn road kill.

 

[Fritzo]

I tried feeding a recipe from this book to my wife.

She wouldn't swallow it

 

[Buttzilla]

this is like the bible for those in jail

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
the book should be called

That's Not Glaze

lmao!

 

[geno]

Can anyone provide a recipe for a Chin Omelette?

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
im not even going to comment in this thread

but you did

 

[Aquila76]

Come on guys, it's gotten this far w/o a 'secret sauce' or 'creme of sum yung giy' reference? For shame ATOT, for shame.

Honestly, if you want to eat semen, all you need do is visit McDonald's/BK/Wendy's/et al. Just hope it's only HUMAN.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

+

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Should never be in the same book, let alone in the same time/space continuum...ever.

 

[Goosemaster]

http://blogs.app.com/inthemone...7289e2834d8c8caf53.jpg

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
Today Wednesday November 19th 2008 at 17:04 hours.. I have seen everything. Someone wrote, published and is selling a Cookbook that focuses on Semen.

Any AT chefs willing to take on cooking these omelets?

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Nothing beats the description.

Description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

yeah, my ex used to say that all the time.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I tried feeding a recipe from this book to my wife.

She wouldn't swallow it

Wait until Christmas, then buy youself a new wife that will.

 

[Goosemaster]

I will forever smirk like an idiot whenever I hear the words "poached eggs"