Semen Cookbook.. I have now seen everything

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: BudAshes
"Float semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a splendid finishing touch to this popular drink."

Please excuse me while I go vomit.

 

[dakels]

I was watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern on the travel channel last night and he ate like fish semen soup with his father. Claimed it was really good...

 

[Cogman]

Why on earth would I want to eat half babies!

Man, Whats next for this author?

"Natures Gravy - 100 recipes for anal fluid."

We often find ourselves wishing for more in life. More spice, more excitement, more varriety. Nature has provided us with a unique ingredient that changes with every meal! Anal fluid is available at every home and gives your meals the zesty adventurous taste that you've been craving!

Yeah, I think Ill pass on this book.

 

[eLiu]

Spunky Candied Pecans

This is a great party snack. Prepare well in advance and let guests enjoy your delicious nuts while you put the finishing touches on their dinner.

LOL.

 

[bignateyk]

"Chefs note: A true semen connoisseur might forgo the lemon and the pepper in favor of the non-adulterated semen flavor"

::BARF::

 

[I Saw OJ]

 

[ballmode]

ick

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: BudAshes
"Float semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a splendid finishing touch to this popular drink."

Please excuse me while I go vomit.

TEXT

The picture of that flan makes me want to vomit. :disgust:

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
wat

it's actually spelled "wad".

 

[SirStev0]

It is also shown to be low in fat and helps you shed those unwanted pounds. Don't take our word for it just look at long time Semen Enthusiast... Paris Hilton.

 

[eits]

i think it's on the best-seller list because people have to keep buying another copy after they get the pages stuck together

 

[FDF12389]

Gross....

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Cogman
Why on earth would I want to eat half babies!

Man, Whats next for this author?

"Natures Gravy - 100 recipes for anal fluid."

We often find ourselves wishing for more in life. More spice, more excriment, more varriety. Nature has provided us with a unique ingredient that changes with every meal! Anal fluid is available at every home and gives your meals the zesty adventurous taste that you've been craving!

Yeah, I think Ill pass on this book.

hehe i read it like this

 

[bignateyk]

"Some cooks prefer using semen in its melted state while others enjoy ejaculating directly into the sauce pan or mixing bowl"

.................

 

[CraKaJaX]

Interesting. When you Google the authors name, a picture of McCain comes up.

 

[randay]

does it come with an apron that says "kiss the cock"?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
"Some cooks prefer using semen in its melted state while others enjoy ejaculating directly into the sauce pan or mixing bowl"

.................

Sooo... if you ever see this book at someone's house, it's best to avoid dinner invites?
Unless that's your thing.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: dNor
Are there horse semen recipes?!?!

Just a soup.

 

[ElFenix]

search results

 

[Krazy4Real]

wow... just wow.

 

[Regs]

That book would make one hell of a gift for your ex.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Regs
That book would make one hell of a gift for your ex.

Brilliant.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Regs
That book would make one hell of a gift for your ex.

LMAO :laugh:

 

[SsupernovaE]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: dNor
Are there horse semen recipes?!?!

Buy it and find out...

Yes but you have to buy that stuff at Cosco or Sam's Club.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Lulu is a self-publishing site. I wager this is a hoax, and that no such book in fact exists.