Semen Cookbook.. I have now seen everything

[SirStev0]

Today Wednesday November 19th 2008 at 17:04 hours.. I have seen everything. Someone wrote, published and is selling a Cookbook that focuses on Semen.

Any AT chefs willing to take on cooking these omelets?

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Nothing beats the description.

Description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

 

[Kirby]

wat

 

[newnameman]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
wat

This.

 

[ViviTheMage]

yikes

 

[MrChad]

Slowly backs out of thread ...

 

[SirStev0]

Innuendo Flood in 3... 2... 1...

 

[Vehemence]

Are there horse semen recipes?!?!

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: dNor
Are there horse semen recipes?!?!

Buy it and find out...

 

[PepePeru]

the book should be called

That's Not Glaze

 

[Squisher]

Can this ingredient be bought in bulk?

 

[Baked]

How do you tell the difference between black cream and white cream? How many varieties of cream pie are listed in that cookbook?

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
the book should be called

That's Not Glaze

I don't know Natural Harvest sounds horrible enough.

 

[KGB]

mmmmkay... so you're supposed to fvck the pork roast BEFORE you cook it and not after?

Seriously, I don't think this is going on any best-seller list.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: dNor
Are there horse semen recipes?!?!

i like the way you think.

 

[dougp]

OMFG HAHAHA @ Man Made Oysters

 

[SirStev0]

Personally... I think the tagline should have been... "now, everyone swallows"

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: KGBMAN
mmmmkay... so you're supposed to fvck the pork roast BEFORE you cook it and not after?

Seriously, I don't think this is going on any best-seller list.

Really? Why not?

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: KGBMAN
mmmmkay... so you're supposed to fvck the pork roast BEFORE you cook it and not after?

Seriously, I don't think this is going on any best-seller list.

Really? Why not?

If Rick Astley can win a lifetime achievement award... this book could be a bestseller.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: KGBMAN
mmmmkay... so you're supposed to fvck the pork roast BEFORE you cook it and not after?

Seriously, I don't think this is going on any best-seller list.

Really? Why not?

If Rick Astley can win a lifetime achievement award... this book could be a bestseller.

Hmm... a fair argument I suppose.

 

[PeanutButter]

"Honey, can you help me make dinner?" will never be the same again.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: PeanutButter
"Honey, can you help me make dinner?" will never be the same again.

or worse... getting shot down for two things at once.

 

[OCGuy]

What a sticky situation.

 

[bignateyk]

Just looking at that picture makes me ill. There is not a chance in hell I could knowingly eat my own, or anyone elses semen. Especially in a meal.

<quagmire> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW </quagmire>

 

[jonks]

So what wine goes with semen? Or does that depend on what the semen producer ate before delivering the sample? Hmm, I sense a cottage industry.

Now I must go puke.

 

[BudAshes]

"Float semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a splendid finishing touch to this popular drink."