Call me Captain Wiki, but I'm pretty sure self-harm is a common coping mechanism found in many people diagnosed with depression. I don't see what depression being biochemical has to do with that.
Yeah, and self-harm has biochemical effects that "help" some people. I've know a few that fall into that category. One girl would burn herself and as long as there was pain from the wound, she was fine. However she was more BPD than depressed.
Also, when someone talks about coping mechanisms, the assumption is that they're healthy coping mechanisms. Most people who abuse controlled substances are also engaging a "coping mechanism" but we don't generally consider heroin addiction a healthy mechanism.
I will admit to trolling on the internet, even regularly. Its a hobby of mine, but this topic was intended to be serious. I wouldn't be wasting my time to write wall after wall of text if this was trolling. I'm a lazy troll.
But getting upset over something like this is laughable and pathetic. Its people like you that are the reason I have antipathy for humanity in general. I learned to grow thicker skin over the years rather than let other people get me butthurt over the internet. That's a trait you might want to learn to acquire.
I've been seeking treatment for over 20 years, and nothing has really worked for me, even for the minor goals I've set for myself. The issue with you is you're using broad stroke examples to suggest I'm bullshitting, but the human brain is the most complex thing we know of in existence. If finding a solution for my issues was simple then someone would have came up with a treatment plan that fits my needs by now, but I'm still in the process of limbo trying out different medication combinations.
You're just another self-obsessed asshole who sits around all day bemoaning how miserable their life is. And when no one you talk to agrees with your assessment, you keep making shit up until you get someone's attention.
I'm sorry you're so desperate that you feel that you need to go to these extremes, but you might want to actually talk to a therapist rather than trying to get attention on an internet forum.
Anyway, I'll just periodically check back here to see if anyone is actually buying your bullshit and encourage them to ignore you, since even negative attention seems to result in just more bullshit.