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Question of the day: Would you eat the cookie?

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OCGuy

Lifer
So a random person that I have never seen before walks into my office. He is holding a big ziplock full of homemade cookies. He puts the bag in my face and tells me to take a couple. I took one out to be nice, but I am still pondering what to do. All indications point to it being a chocolate chip cookie, but you can never be too sure.

Would you eat a random stranger's mystery cookie? What if the chocolate is actually ex-lax, and my underlings are trying to have me on a toilet the rest of the afternoon? It is not the most delicious looking cookie I have ever seen, either.

Cookie in question


 
I ate a cookie in 8th grade that I watched fall on the floor. The guy didn't think that I saw what had happened and offered it to me for free. Of course I had counted and only got to 4-Mississippi so I knew that the cookie was safe to eat.

Boy was it delicious. And while the whole table was laughing at me, the joke was on them.
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Someone I know? probably

Someone I don't know? Fuck no.
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Then will you give it to me?
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:cookie:

here ya go...


oh, did I tell ya I forgot to wash my hands after taking a dump?

Never mind...it probably looks like chocolate chips anyway....😀
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD

:cookie:

here ya go...


oh, did I tell ya I forgot to wash my hands after taking a dump?

Never mind...it probably looks like chocolate chips anyway....😀
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That wouldn't stop me either. Free cookie!!!
 
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Can I get a $13,000 loan for 6.25% like that guy?
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It was cutoff...its $413,000 for 7.625% 😛


Well I've weighed the pros and cons from your responses....I think I'm going to have to man up and eat the :cookie: .

At least he didnt ask me to get in his van. I'll never fall for that one again!
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: BoomerD

:cookie:

here ya go...


oh, did I tell ya I forgot to wash my hands after taking a dump?

Never mind...it probably looks like chocolate chips anyway....😀
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That wouldn't stop me either. Free cookie!!!
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:cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie:
:cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie:

Let's make it a baker's dozen then...
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: BoomerD

:cookie:

here ya go...


oh, did I tell ya I forgot to wash my hands after taking a dump?

Never mind...it probably looks like chocolate chips anyway....😀
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That wouldn't stop me either. Free cookie!!!
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Someboy likes cookies a little too much. Chocolate chips don't do that to people.
 
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Can I get a $13,000 loan for 6.25% like that guy?
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It was cutoff...its $413,000 for 7.625% 😛


Well I've weighed the pros and cons from your responses....I think I'm going to have to man up and eat the :cookie: .

At least he didnt ask me to get in his van. I'll never fall for that one again!
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Oh. Mortgage? Bah 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Crono

Somebody likes cookies a little too much. Chocolate chips don't do that to people.
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No, I just realize that we all ingest particles of fecal matter quite often and that unless BoomerD wipes his ass with his hand I should be just fine. I know that my hands are usually pretty damn clean after using the restroom.

Ever eaten a roast beef sandwich while sitting next to a guy wearing a mask because he had tuberculosis? I have, and enjoyed every bite.
 
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