Question of the day: Would you eat the cookie?

[thepd7]

UPDATE PLEASE! HOW WAS THE COOKIE I MUST KNOW!

 

[Kelemvor]

Mmmmm. Coooookieeee.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: thepd7
UPDATE PLEASE! HOW WAS THE COOKIE I MUST KNOW!

Slightly over-done. Also tasted like your basic Pilsbury(sp) log dough. Definately not a Mrs. Fields or Famous Amos, but I've had worse.

No obvious signs of food poisoning yet. But the day is young.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
So a random person that I have never seen before walks into my office. He is holding a big ziplock full of homemade cookies. He puts the bag in my face and tells me to take a couple. I took one out to be nice, but I am still pondering what to do. All indications point to it being a chocolate chip cookie, but you can never be too sure.

Would you eat a random stranger's mystery cookie? What if the chocolate is actually ex-lax, and my underlings are trying to have me on a toilet the rest of the afternoon? It is not the most delicious looking cookie I have ever seen, either.

Cookie in question

We need more test to be sure.

 

[sandorski]

Looks like a Homemade Cookie to me. Eat it.

 

[Turin39789]

will not kill you

 

[Lumathix]

Negative, Ghostrider, do not engage cookie.

I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE!


Besides, it's wierd lookin'.

 

[jonks]

the cookie is a lie

 

[Howard]

don't do it

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: thepd7
UPDATE PLEASE! HOW WAS THE COOKIE I MUST KNOW!

Slightly over-done. Also tasted like your basic Pilsbury(sp) log dough. Definately not a Mrs. Fields or Famous Amos, but I've had worse.

No obvious signs of food poisoning yet. But the day is young.

Can I speak at your funeral? :Q

 

[johnjohn320]

I love all you people saying "oh noes! don't eat the food from teh strangers!!!1" Haven't you people ever eaten at a restaurant? What do you think happens there, that a stranger doesn't prepare your food out of sight?

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: thepd7
UPDATE PLEASE! HOW WAS THE COOKIE I MUST KNOW!

Slightly over-done. Also tasted like your basic Pilsbury(sp) log dough. Definately not a Mrs. Fields or Famous Amos, but I've had worse.

No obvious signs of food poisoning yet. But the day is young.

Can I speak at your funeral? :Q

Don't ask now...wait for his Death. Ask the vulnerable bereaved.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
I love all you people saying "oh noes! don't eat the food from teh strangers!!!1" Haven't you people ever eaten at a restaurant? What do you think happens there, that a stranger doesn't prepare your food out of sight?

Uh what? ZOMG! :Q

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
I love all you people saying "oh noes! don't eat the food from teh strangers!!!1" Haven't you people ever eaten at a restaurant? What do you think happens there, that a stranger doesn't prepare your food out of sight?

you have leaked the truth! dieeee

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
I love all you people saying "oh noes! don't eat the food from teh strangers!!!1" Haven't you people ever eaten at a restaurant? What do you think happens there, that a stranger doesn't prepare your food out of sight?

This is the real reason that I'd eat the cookie. I've worked as a food runner and seen the inner workings of a kitchen.

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
I love all you people saying "oh noes! don't eat the food from teh strangers!!!1" Haven't you people ever eaten at a restaurant? What do you think happens there, that a stranger doesn't prepare your food out of sight?

This is the real reason that I'd eat the cookie. I've worked as a food runner and seen the inner workings of a kitchen.

Hehe, and this made you MORE confident in eating there?

 

[Leros]

OMG. I'M NEVER EATING OUT AGAIN.

*goes down into the bomb shelter*

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Adam8281
Do. Not. Eat. The. Cookie. Here - just have this one. Safe, I promise:

Actually, I jizzed on that cookie.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: Adam8281
Do. Not. Eat. The. Cookie. Here - just have this one. Safe, I promise:

Actually, I jizzed on that cookie.

tmi

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
I love all you people saying "oh noes! don't eat the food from teh strangers!!!1" Haven't you people ever eaten at a restaurant? What do you think happens there, that a stranger doesn't prepare your food out of sight?

This is the real reason that I'd eat the cookie. I've worked as a food runner and seen the inner workings of a kitchen.

Hehe, and this made you MORE confident in eating there?

Yeah, I realized that no matter how many precautions you take, you will still come in contact with bacteria. Now, I don't do unsafe shit on purpose, but being super careful isn't worth the stress.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Food in the office is usually rather safe to eat. It's kind of fun looking like a 12 year old since users tend to give candy when you fix their computer.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: pontifex
watch co-workers to see if they die or get sick. if everyone is ok, then eat it.

it worked for old world leaders, so it can work for you too.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Someone I know? probably

Someone I don't know? Fuck no.

i would not eat his fucking cookie, nor would i breathe his fart particles. :|

 

[BoomerD]

Speaking of cookies...my wife just made one batch of molasses crisps and she said she's gonna make a BIG batch of peanut butter cookies and maybe even some oatmeal & raisin cookies for me to snack on...
(and I wonder why the fuck I'm getting so dammed fat!!) :roll:

 

[rezinn]

That cookie looks pretty good so I would eat it. If it's poisoned, that's a chance I would be taking. I think I am going to buy some chocolate chip cookies tomorrow.