Question of the day: Would you eat the cookie?

[OCGuy]

So a random person that I have never seen before walks into my office. He is holding a big ziplock full of homemade cookies. He puts the bag in my face and tells me to take a couple. I took one out to be nice, but I am still pondering what to do. All indications point to it being a chocolate chip cookie, but you can never be too sure.

Would you eat a random stranger's mystery cookie? What if the chocolate is actually ex-lax, and my underlings are trying to have me on a toilet the rest of the afternoon? It is not the most delicious looking cookie I have ever seen, either.

Cookie in question

 

[Q]

no

 

[pontifex]

watch co-workers to see if they die or get sick. if everyone is ok, then eat it.

 

[TallBill]

I ate a cookie in 8th grade that I watched fall on the floor. The guy didn't think that I saw what had happened and offered it to me for free. Of course I had counted and only got to 4-Mississippi so I knew that the cookie was safe to eat.

Boy was it delicious. And while the whole table was laughing at me, the joke was on them.

 

[Xavier434]

Do you treat your co-workers well? Do they think you are a good boss?

 

[BoomerD]

Someone I know? probably

Someone I don't know? Fuck no.

 

[Crono]

COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Someone I know? probably

Someone I don't know? Fuck no.

Then will you give it to me?

 

[PottedMeat]

You should have screamed "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!"

 

[darkxshade]

 

[Adam8281]

Do. Not. Eat. The. Cookie. Here - just have this one. Safe, I promise:

 

[Capt Caveman]

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

 

[manlymatt83]

Can I get a $13,000 loan for 6.25% like that guy?

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Someone I know? probably

Someone I don't know? Fuck no.

Then will you give it to me?

here ya go...


oh, did I tell ya I forgot to wash my hands after taking a dump?

Never mind...it probably looks like chocolate chips anyway....

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Paranoia will destroy ya.

 

[pstylesss]

Never take candy from strangers.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: BoomerD



here ya go...


oh, did I tell ya I forgot to wash my hands after taking a dump?

Never mind...it probably looks like chocolate chips anyway....

That wouldn't stop me either. Free cookie!!!

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Can I get a $13,000 loan for 6.25% like that guy?

It was cutoff...its $413,000 for 7.625%


Well I've weighed the pros and cons from your responses....I think I'm going to have to man up and eat the .

At least he didnt ask me to get in his van. I'll never fall for that one again!

 

[DainBramaged]

no

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: BoomerD



here ya go...


oh, did I tell ya I forgot to wash my hands after taking a dump?

Never mind...it probably looks like chocolate chips anyway....

That wouldn't stop me either. Free cookie!!!

Let's make it a baker's dozen then...

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: BoomerD



here ya go...


oh, did I tell ya I forgot to wash my hands after taking a dump?

Never mind...it probably looks like chocolate chips anyway....

That wouldn't stop me either. Free cookie!!!

Someboy likes cookies a little too much. Chocolate chips don't do that to people.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Can I get a $13,000 loan for 6.25% like that guy?

It was cutoff...its $413,000 for 7.625%


Well I've weighed the pros and cons from your responses....I think I'm going to have to man up and eat the .

At least he didnt ask me to get in his van. I'll never fall for that one again!

Oh. Mortgage? Bah

 

[manlymatt83]

BTW, are you the person to come to when I want to buy a house?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Crono

Somebody likes cookies a little too much. Chocolate chips don't do that to people.

No, I just realize that we all ingest particles of fecal matter quite often and that unless BoomerD wipes his ass with his hand I should be just fine. I know that my hands are usually pretty damn clean after using the restroom.

Ever eaten a roast beef sandwich while sitting next to a guy wearing a mask because he had tuberculosis? I have, and enjoyed every bite.

 

[TallBill]

You dead yet OP?