PSA: Don't clench your buttocks when near cops

[Wreckem]

Why? A search warrant was issued based on probable cause.

The probable cause listed will likely be found to be insufficient if this goes to trial(it will never go to trial). Just because a warrant is issued doesn't necessarily mean the warrant is valid. Invalid warrants get issued all the time.

In any event, the warrant was not validly executed either. Every search they did was illegal as the warrant was not executed in the right county and it was also executed after expiration of the warrant. Every search they did was a separate assault and battery(both civil and criminal).

 

[ch33zw1z]

Clenching your ass when a cop orders you out of your car is probable cause now?

Yes, even if you have scaredy farts

 

[OutHouse]

Wow wtf. I hope every cop, doc, nurse gets charged

 

[sixone]

What makes you say that? Guy could be a wealthy individual already; one who knows how to manage his finances. The article makes no mention of his current financial state.

The fact that he didn't notice the cop before he decided to run a stop sign. Doesn't speak well of his life skills.

And everything we know about lottery winners says he'll blow it.

 

[akahoovy]

Thinking about all this makes me feel pretty hostile. I probably would have assaulted several people over the course of this ordeal. So, your rights end when there's a warrant to search you or your vehicle for the probable cause of clenching your ass? Great.

 

[rudeguy]

Thinking about all this makes me feel pretty hostile. I probably would have assaulted several people over the course of this ordeal. So, your rights end when there's a warrant to search you or your vehicle for the probable cause of clenching your ass? Great.

and if he had fought, he would be charged with assault

 

[sixone]

Why? A search warrant was issued based on probable cause.

the technicalities of the follow up location/time is just sour technical grapes which would be allowed.

Now if his sequence of events in terms of multiple scans/checks is correct; then he would have some case.

I want to know what the probable cause was, in this case. Why did they ask him to get out of the car, instead of just writing him a ticket and sending him on his merry way?

 

[ch33zw1z]

The fact that he didn't notice the cop before he decided to run a stop sign. Doesn't speak well of his life skills.

And everything we know about lottery winners says he'll blow it.

LOL, rolling stop = automatic loser? Sometimes, you so crazy.

 

[sixone]

LOL, rolling stop = automatic loser? Sometimes, you so crazy.

No, that's not what I wrote. Read it again.

 

[Wreckem]

The fact that he didn't notice the cop before he decided to run a stop sign. Doesn't speak well of his life skills.

And everything we know about lottery winners says he'll blow it.

He lives in Deming, NM. That right there is reason enough to question his choices in life/his life skills.

 

[sixone]

He lives in Deming, NM. That right there is reason enough to question his choices in life/his life skills.

And he shops at Walmart.

 

[ch33zw1z]

I want to know what the probable cause was, in this case. Why did they ask him to get out of the car, instead of just writing him a ticket and sending him on his merry way?

Police will search your vehicle and create probable cause out of nothing. The only thing you can do about it is make it known that you do not consent to search, and that you have nothing in the vehicle.

I am curious to know more details about the original stop, however.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The fact that he didn't notice the cop before he decided to run a stop sign. Doesn't speak well of his life skills.

And everything we know about lottery winners says he'll blow it.

NY is voting on making gambling legal today. He could move there and blow all his lottery money on that. :thumbsup:

 

[ch33zw1z]

No, that's not what I wrote. Read it again.

sure, you put it as "poor life skills". I'm summarizing it for you...you're welcome.

 

[akahoovy]

and if he had fought, he would be charged with assault

He probably rolled through the stop sign trying to get somewhere before he shat his pants.

 

[sixone]

sure, you put it as "poor life skills". I'm summarizing it for you...you're welcome.

If you want to take three words out of the context of an entire post, feel free. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

 

[sixone]

He probably rolled through the stop sign trying to get somewhere before he shat his pants.

If that were true, they wouldn't have needed to give him an enema.

 

[dabuddha]

I want to know what happened between the time they pulled him over, and the moment he got out of the car.

Everything after the x-ray was harassment, and should result in the firing of the police officer(s) involved.

After the x-ray? Sieg heil sixone?

 

[ch33zw1z]

If you want to take three words out of the context of an entire post, feel free. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

lol...

 

[sixone]

After the x-ray? Sieg heil sixone?

Do you think they should have started with sticking things up his ass, rooting around for gold? Or would you say that an x-ray is the least invasive way to find out what you need to know?

 

[Jeeebus]

Am I going to be the only one to defend the cops here? It's a well-known fact that anyone with good posture has drugs shoved up their rectum. I have never had good posture, and I attribute that to me never walking around with a kilo of heroin in my butt.

With the facts presented, I think the cops would have been justified in chopping the guy in half with a samurai sword and then sifting through his organs for the drugs. I'm at least 32% sure they would find something illegal amidst his bowels and, if not, well, I guess shit happens.

 

[JTsyo]

And he shops at Walmart.

Might not have many options in Deming, NM.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Am I going to be the only one to defend the cops here? It's a well-known fact that anyone with good posture has drugs shoved up their rectum. I have never had good posture, and I attribute that to me never walking around with a kilo of heroin in my butt.

With the facts presented, I think the cops would have been justified in chopping the guy in half with a samurai sword and then sifting through his organs for the drugs. I'm at least 32% sure they would find something illegal amidst his bowels and, if not, well, I guess shit happens.

:thumbsup: "Well, I'm all broken up about that man's rights..." Harry Callahan

 

[dabuddha]

Do you think they should have started with sticking things up his ass, rooting around for gold? Or would you say that an x-ray is the least invasive way to find out what you need to know?

How about they have no right to subject him to radiation just because he's squeezing his ass?

 

[Aharami]

The fact that he didn't notice the cop before he decided to run a stop sign. Doesn't speak well of his life skills.

And everything we know about lottery winners says he'll blow it.

oh didn't know you have to get your ass fingered and shit three times to play the lottery